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#2642947 27-Jan-2021 11:44

Air conditioning on hot days.

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#2642960 27-Jan-2021 11:59

Fred99:

Air conditioning on hot days.

Your cool is someone else's hot!

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#2643039 27-Jan-2021 13:10

Rikkitic:

Fred99:

Air conditioning on hot days.

Your cool is someone else's hot!

So, I'm helping printemps à Paris arrive early...

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#2643118 27-Jan-2021 16:32

Visiting Van Gogh Alive in Wellington today.

I cried at one point.

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#2643144 27-Jan-2021 17:05

This one's quite childish (I know) but it makes me smile every time.

After I've had a hard day churning code, my wife will ask me a question with 2 answers like 'Are you staying in or going out?'.

I answer 'yes!' which is met with a withering stare followed by 'which one is it then?' and/or stop being a '*&&^&'.

She just doesn't get it.

Most of the posters in this thread are just like chimpanzees on MDMA, full of feelings of bonhomie, joy, and optimism. Fred99 8/4/21

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#2643146 27-Jan-2021 17:07

elpenguino:

After I've had a hard day churning code, my wife will ask me a question with 2 answers like 'Are you staying in or going out?'.

I answer 'yes!' which is met with a withering stare followed by 'which one is it then?' and/or stop being a '*&&^&'.

I answer "Yes" which in to my mind is the first option but she wants a definitive, clear option.

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#2643148 27-Jan-2021 17:08

elpenguino:
This one's quite childish (I know) but it makes me smile every time.

After I've had a hard day churning code, my wife will ask me a question with 2 answers like 'Are you staying in or going out?'.

I answer 'yes!' which is met with a withering stare followed by 'which one is it then?' and/or stop being a '*&&^&'.

She just doesn't get it.

I think both of you get it very well 🤣🤣

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#2643151 27-Jan-2021 17:16

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#2643154 27-Jan-2021 17:19

Fred99:

Air conditioning on hot days.

People thinking 33 is a hot day....

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#2643160 27-Jan-2021 17:33

I just had a call from some 'Spark' expert who wanted to fix my computer connection. For reasons I don't quite understand myself, I spontaneously told him he was an SOB and he should go F himself with a cucumber! Wow did that make me smile!

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#2643172 27-Jan-2021 18:00

Handle9:

People thinking 33 is a hot day....

Yeah but you have dry heat.

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#2643175 27-Jan-2021 18:09

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People thinking 33 is a hot day....

Maybe I was having a manopausal hot flush. Penguins are off the lay and I had to spit at our camels for drinking the ice rink, this made me feel better.

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#2643179 27-Jan-2021 18:20

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Visiting Van Gogh Alive in Wellington today.

I cried at one point.

We saw it last week. Nice to know I wasn’t the only one that became tearful.

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#2643183 27-Jan-2021 18:21

It was very dusty in there...

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#2643231 27-Jan-2021 21:25

Rikkitic:
I just had a call from some 'Spark' expert who wanted to fix my computer connection. For reasons I don't quite understand myself, I spontaneously told him ... he should go F himself with a cucumber!

Well, I would never have done that!

I'd have suggested durian.

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