urban: Eagerly awaiting to hear what you fellow geekzoners think about the new Robocop... ;)
I saw it on Friday night. 5/10 I had the choice of American Hustle or Robocop, and I reckon I made the wrong choice...
Like a couple of others here, I'm a Verhoeven fan, so I was always going to be a bit cautious about a Robocop remake. I went in knowing full well that it would struggle to match the original. But even with that foreknowledge I still struggled to like it. It just seemed to lack a soul - the wife and kid story didn't really resonate for me, and the "evil-ness" of Omnicorp just felt really bland. Perhaps that says something quite disturbing about how we view modern multinationals, that they didn't seem that evil. In the original, Omnicorp felt "omni", whereas this new version just came across as the Apple of the robotics world.
(potential spoilers ahead)
Also - in the original it was the failures of the ED-209 that prompted the fast-tracking of the Robocop project, but here all the other robots are "perfect" and faultless, and it's the absence of humanity that is the impetus for the new Robocop. So their "evil" plan is to spend $2.4bn to create a human cyborg to make the people love the idea of a robot, thus driving popular opinion to sway political opinion and repeal the legislation to allow them to make $600bn by deploying a bunch of robots which bear no resemblance to the Robocop that the people love? Uhhhh - what? As "evil" plans go, it's about as evil as the trade blockade story at the start of The Phantom Menace... And while the return on investment looks pretty good, it's probably just as simple to "not be evil" and invest that money in cybernetics prosthesis and make a "killing" in the medical industry. Without any kind of real villain, the whole movie lacks a focus.
In the end, there were just too many things that didn't work. They were trying very hard to bring a new take on the ideas that the original presented, but couldn't really come up with anything interesting to say.


