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#1553878 17-May-2016 06:28

Geektastic:

Breaking News: Michael Jackson thought Prince was a meanie...read more...

Breaking news: MJ dies after insulting Prince...

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#1553902 17-May-2016 08:18

Breaking news: Michael Jackson beats Prince to death.

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#1553909 17-May-2016 08:40

DarthKermit:

Breaking news: Michael Jackson beats Prince to death.

Stop Press! Single mother on benefits calls child Purple Rain Bubbles Micheal Jackson Smith - your heart will stop when you see which celebrity sent support when their cat was stuck up a tree and now she drives a Porsche!

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#1554352 17-May-2016 19:12

You will be SHOCKED to learn how simply climbing up a tree to save Purple Rain Bubbles Micheal Jackson Smith's cat firmed up Kim Kardashian's abs.

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#1554357 17-May-2016 19:27

You won't believe the disturbing claims about Prince Michael that were released on a New Zealand social media site....

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#1554741 18-May-2016 12:03

If "Dad's frantic texts after toddler vomits" wasn't bad enough, we have "What's hidden in this brick wall?".

Seriously? This is NEWS????

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#1554746 18-May-2016 12:11

Anything that's "gone viral" is news these days. Didn'tcha know that?

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#1554757 18-May-2016 12:34

MJ says Prince is a meanie because he won't share his prescription meds.

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#1554906 18-May-2016 15:40

"Trapped Sky Subscriber syndrome" ... hmm ... nah

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#1554909 18-May-2016 15:47

Must be about time for another " 3rd grade math problem that is baffling the internet"....

or the "If you can solve this math problem you have a genuis IQ"

- and they probably use the same collection of math problems for both sets of items...

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#1555055 18-May-2016 18:30

I wish this were a joke. But it's actually the NZ Herald. Which is pretty close.

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#1555160 18-May-2016 20:30

I thought the one today where a man who raped a 3 year old got less than ten years in jail was the dumbest headline ever. Then spent some time getting over the shock that it was real.

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#1555264 18-May-2016 23:42

Human rights violated when.........................

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#1555305 19-May-2016 08:22

This Bluetooth Tampon Is the Smartest Thing You Can Put In Your Vagina

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#1555307 19-May-2016 08:33

Geektastic:

I thought the one today where a man who raped a 3 year old got less than ten years in jail was the dumbest headline ever. Then spent some time getting over the shock that it was real.

I read that - and had the same reaction. He could theoretically be out on parole in 5 years. Why no preventative detention? From what (little) I know - I think they have to be a "serial" sex offender to qualify. From what (also little) I know about prisons, he's going to be an expensive prisoner to keep locked up safe as he'll need to be kept separate from other inmates. My gut reaction is that they should just let them have him.

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