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#1556590 20-May-2016 22:12

BTR:

Kanye West Shocks Ellen with a 6 minute rant!

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If it was Ellen shocks Kanye with a 500kva cable that would be more interesting......

Or maybe the other way round. Actually not sure. I'd be hoping for both I think!

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#1556814 21-May-2016 14:19

"Strange but true: Get a load of this horny dino"

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#1556905 21-May-2016 17:10

Woman's Chewbacca mask video takes internet by storm

I swear they get dumber by the goddamn day.

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#1557650 23-May-2016 07:33

15 shocking things you didn't know about New Zealand

1 - No bears and snakes and spiders

2 - Lots of animals

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#1557755 23-May-2016 09:40

Shocking discovery !!

Spiders discovered in NZ

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#1557817 23-May-2016 11:05

joker97:

15 shocking things you didn't know about New Zealand

1 - No bears and snakes and spiders

2 - Lots of animals

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Lots of birds, mostly brown..!

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#1557820 23-May-2016 11:07

Geektastic:
joker97:

15 shocking things you didn't know about New Zealand

1 - No bears and snakes and spiders

2 - Lots of animals

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Lots of birds, mostly brown..!

You guys realise this is a real article I'm not making any words up

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#1557836 23-May-2016 11:20

Those agencies don't produce real articles, and all words are made up.

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#1557867 23-May-2016 11:29

1eStar: Those agencies don't produce real articles, and all words are made up.

Even onomatopoeic ones?

:-)

Cheers - N

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#1557888 23-May-2016 12:05

Probably written by Australians, not joking there.

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#1558305 23-May-2016 22:59

Here is the best yet, for a video article:

Watch: EgyptAir black boxes not found

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#1558307 23-May-2016 23:03

Geektastic:

Here is the best yet, for a video article:

Watch: EgyptAir black boxes not found

That's some kind of desperate right there.

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#1558310 23-May-2016 23:47

"Freak motocross 'tragedy': Man had been cheering on grandson"

^First up, what's with the single quotes around 'tragedy'?

Second, the lead in:

"Bruce Honore and his wife Meri had been at the Cambridge motocross track cheering on their 8-year-old grandson when a bike flew across the barrier tragically killing him and injuring his wife."

Is my grammar really so bad? I cannot understand who was killed from that sentence. It is a serious question if someone wants to explain it in grammar terms.

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#1558382 24-May-2016 08:03

DarthKermit: Woman's Chewbacca mask video takes internet by storm

I swear they get dumber by the goddamn day.

That was on Prime news too. Admittedly on their 'and finally' bit, but surely there's better stuff out there. I was waiting for the funny bit but it never came.

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#1559007 24-May-2016 22:36

gzt: "Freak motocross 'tragedy': Man had been cheering on grandson"

^First up, what's with the single quotes around 'tragedy'?

Second, the lead in:

"Bruce Honore and his wife Meri had been at the Cambridge motocross track cheering on their 8-year-old grandson when a bike flew across the barrier tragically killing him and injuring his wife."

Is my grammar really so bad? I cannot understand who was killed from that sentence. It is a serious question if someone wants to explain it in grammar terms.

Assuming the 8-year old grandson isn't married, Bruce is dead and Meri is injured. Not sure why 'tragedy' has the single quotes though - makes it look like the writer thinks Bruce's death was a blessing in disguise.

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