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#2732846 22-Jun-2021 22:28

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Tinkerisk: Managed to gather tools from an old German Company named Belzer-Dowidat in a very good 'near new' shape :-)

Still got my Belzer screwdrivers from my Telegraph Tech days back nearly 40 years ago. They still get used regularly and are as good and comfortable as the day I bought them.

Didn't you have to make your own tools way back at the NZPO?

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#2732954 23-Jun-2021 10:41

Murica, land of the free -

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jun/22/us-military-training-document-socialism-terrorist-ideology

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#2733337 23-Jun-2021 19:52

Had a call from a charity 'survey' this evening. The woman's voice seemed unnaturally upbeat, so I accused her of being a bot and said I didn't want to talk to her. Long silence. She finally said that was the first time anyone had ever said that to her. I said I still didn't want to talk to her and ended the call.

Maybe a suggestion if you get a cold call from a smooth talker. Just accuse them of being a chatbot. If nothing else, it will throw them off their stride.

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#2733389 24-Jun-2021 05:50

New Zealand winning the World Test Championship.

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#2733393 24-Jun-2021 07:35

New Tefal frying pans. I mean why am I only discovering proper non stick now?

Edit: frying pans

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#2733562 24-Jun-2021 10:22

Promised grandchild pancakes if she ate all her lunch. Last night am in panic mode with husband in A-fib and me trying to look calm. Explained to grandchild that grandad very sick and might go to hospital. In that time she must have asked me ten times when I was making her the pancakes. Didn’t happen of course but am informed other daughter making them this morning so I suspect she was also harangued.

Never promise a child something you can’t do.

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#2733575 24-Jun-2021 10:38

Lostja: New Tefal frying pans. I mean why am I only discovering proper non stick now?

Edit: frying pans

Sorry, cast iron and wrought-iron pans only for me but it requires correct handling skills to get them into the non-stick mode :-)

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#2733631 24-Jun-2021 10:58

Tinkerisk:

Lostja: New Tefal frying pans. I mean why am I only discovering proper non stick now?

Edit: frying pans

Sorry, cast iron and wrought-iron pans only for me but it requires correct handling skills to get them into the non-stick mode :-)

A cast-iron skillet has many uses in the kitchen. It's great.

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#2733703 24-Jun-2021 13:01

Tinkerisk:
Lostja: New Tefal frying pans. I mean why am I only discovering proper non stick now?

Edit: frying pans

Sorry, cast iron and wrought-iron pans only for me but it requires correct handling skills to get them into the non-stick mode :-)

My handling skills may not be up to it :-)

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#2733845 24-Jun-2021 15:02

Eva888: Never promise a child something you can’t do.

Of course you can! Tell then you're taking them to McDonald's, remind them several times McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's. Then drive to a place where there's been a fire and say "oh no, McDonald's burned down".

Deep down I'm sure they'll appreciate the life lesson.

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#2733846 24-Jun-2021 15:04

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A cast-iron skillet has many uses in the kitchen. It's great.

Yup. That cockroach never knew what hit it.

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#2733950 24-Jun-2021 17:26

MadEngineer:

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Didn't you have to make your own tools way back at the NZPO?

😃Wouldn't surprise if there were Engineering Instructions in there somewhere for fabricating your own screwdriver.

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#2734817 25-Jun-2021 22:23

"Is that a Bunnings down there right next to the airport entrance?"

"Looks like it".

"You know what'd be funny? If we popped over and got some paint so I could say we flew to Tauranga to get a tin of paint".

"Sounds like a plan".

With accompanying post to the things that really annoy you thread.

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#2735060 26-Jun-2021 15:28

It appears that two brothers, 21 and 17 years old, who ran "an investment firm exclusively focused on crypto-currency and blockchain technology" have "disappeared" along with =NZ$ 5 billion worth of investor funds.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-57582805

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#2735108 26-Jun-2021 17:44

Fred99:

It appears that two brothers, 21 and 17 years old, who ran "an investment firm exclusively focused on crypto-currency and blockchain technology" have "disappeared" along with =NZ$ 5 billion worth of investor funds.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-57582805

Every "crypto" and "blockchain" is a scam.

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