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#3287766 29-Sep-2024 19:13

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My kids were doing a sausage sizzle today and offered a lady a sausage for her dog (always a couple that fall to the ground), but she refused saying her dog was a vegetarian ... can they actually be vegetarians ???

Dogs are shititarians. They’ll eat any sort of garbage they are allowed.

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#3287767 29-Sep-2024 19:15

Handle9: Dogs are shititarians. They’ll eat any sort of garbage they are allowed.

Even vegetables if push comes to shove. OTOH I doubt very much it was the dog's decision to be a vegetarian.

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#3287768 29-Sep-2024 19:16

Dogs are omnivores, so theoretically they could be vegetarians, but I suspect that the dog makes no such claim.

Edit: Snap!

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#3287769 29-Sep-2024 19:24

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Handle9: Dogs are shititarians. They’ll eat any sort of garbage they are allowed.

Even vegetables if push comes to shove. OTOH I doubt very much it was the dog's decision to be a vegetarian.

I’m sure said pooch loves to dine on the very finest cat faeces. Such a protein rich delicacy.

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#3287770 29-Sep-2024 19:35

Mark:

My kids were doing a sausage sizzle today and offered a lady a sausage for her dog (always a couple that fall to the ground), but she refused saying her dog was a vegetarian ... can they actually be vegetarians ???

Push comes to shove, yes, that is why they will eat darn near anything, however for good nutrition they should still get some meat.

Cats however, NO, it will kill a cat.

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#3287776 29-Sep-2024 20:34

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I’m sure said pooch loves to dine on the very finest cat faeces. Such a protein rich delicacy.

Never mind cat fæces. Years ago I caught our pooch chowing down on the solid contents of my kid's nappies.

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#3287777 29-Sep-2024 20:37

sir1963:
Mark:

My kids were doing a sausage sizzle today and offered a lady a sausage for her dog (always a couple that fall to the ground), but she refused saying her dog was a vegetarian ... can they actually be vegetarians ???

Push comes to shove, yes, that is why they will eat darn near anything, however for good nutrition they should still get some meat.

Cats however, NO, it will kill a cat.

Harsh. Most dogs want to catch cats and rough them up a little, not kill them.

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#3287779 29-Sep-2024 20:58

Handle9:
Mark:

My kids were doing a sausage sizzle today and offered a lady a sausage for her dog (always a couple that fall to the ground), but she refused saying her dog was a vegetarian ... can they actually be vegetarians ???

Dogs are shititarians. They’ll eat any sort of garbage they are allowed.

…. except shiitakian dogs - they’ll eat only mushrooms.

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#3287780 29-Sep-2024 21:01

Mark:

My kids were doing a sausage sizzle today and offered a lady a sausage for her dog (always a couple that fall to the ground), but she refused saying her dog was a vegetarian ... can they actually be vegetarians ???

Hell yeah! Dogs evolved hunting in packs to round up patches of grass to chow down on.

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#3287782 29-Sep-2024 21:13

Gurezaemon:
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I’m sure said pooch loves to dine on the very finest cat faeces. Such a protein rich delicacy.

Never mind cat fæces. Years ago I caught our pooch chowing down on the solid contents of my kid's nappies.

I regret reading that 🤮 😂

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#3288260 30-Sep-2024 16:09

sir1963:

Mark:

My kids were doing a sausage sizzle today and offered a lady a sausage for her dog (always a couple that fall to the ground), but she refused saying her dog was a vegetarian ... can they actually be vegetarians ???

Push comes to shove, yes, that is why they will eat darn near anything, however for good nutrition they should still get some meat.

Cats however, NO, it will kill a cat.

Must be the onion and/or garlic content, which is toxic to both cats & dogs.

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#3289891 2-Oct-2024 09:35

Handle9:
Mark:

My kids were doing a sausage sizzle today and offered a lady a sausage for her dog (always a couple that fall to the ground), but she refused saying her dog was a vegetarian ... can they actually be vegetarians ???

Dogs are shititarians. They’ll eat any sort of garbage they are allowed.

Dogs might have seriously screwed-up taste buds but, as we know, they have a phenomenal pheromonal sense. Just heard this story on NewsTalk ZB about dogs detecting the smell of ovarian and bowel cancers with 100% accuracy. 20 lab (no pun intended) samples correctly detected in 20 seconds. Truly wonderful. We can forgive their dietary habits if they're going to be that helpful to us.

(The woman being interviewed used the old Olympic swimming pool analogy. She said dogs can smell/detect one teaspoonful of sugar in two Olympic pools. Not sure how that would work because one pool would have the sugar - and the other one wouldn't. Perhaps she should have said 1/2 tsp in one pool. 😀 )

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#3290065 2-Oct-2024 13:24

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The woman being interviewed used the old Olympic swimming pool analogy. She said dogs can smell/detect one teaspoonful of sugar in two Olympic pools. Not sure how that would work because one pool would have the sugar - and the other one wouldn't. Perhaps she should have said 1/2 tsp in one pool. 😀

It must have been quite an exercise when they tested this. I guess they hired a pool - presumably after-hours when there was no-one there. Non-chlorinated pool of course - and they’re hard to find.

Then they would have added the sugar and made sure it was evenly dispersed throughout the pool (not easy to do - got a few mates to swim around a bit to mix it up?). Then brought in the dog/s and got them to take a whiff - and give a woof.

They would have needed to do a sweep of the pool area first to make sure there were no cat faeces or dirty nappies lying around. And they also hoped that none of their mates had pee’d in the pool.

Pretty big job.

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#3290140 2-Oct-2024 17:06

From Facebook. A pretty sick scam. A new low.

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#3295054 9-Oct-2024 15:46

Irvine is in Orange county. It's political conservative compared to other parts of California, especially Los Angeles County.

Irvine California police rank among the worst in US police scorecards for police accountability. On the plus side, they haven't killed anyone for a number of years.

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