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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar - and Batman appears.
Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.
*groan*
Behodar:
*groan*
Na. 😀
Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.
„Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.“
- NET: FTTH, OPNsense, 10G backbone, GWN APs, ipPBX
- SRV: 12 RU HA server cluster, 0.1 PB storage on premise
- IoT: thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
- 3D: two 3D printers, 3D scanner, CNC router, laser cutter
One day I will find this peer guy, and I will reset HIS connection!
- NET: FTTH, OPNsense, 10G backbone, GWN APs, ipPBX
- SRV: 12 RU HA server cluster, 0.1 PB storage on premise
- IoT: thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
- 3D: two 3D printers, 3D scanner, CNC router, laser cutter
‘Should I deploy on Friday 5pm?‘
‚NO.‘
‚What if I just need to …‘
‚OMG, NO!‘
- NET: FTTH, OPNsense, 10G backbone, GWN APs, ipPBX
- SRV: 12 RU HA server cluster, 0.1 PB storage on premise
- IoT: thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
- 3D: two 3D printers, 3D scanner, CNC router, laser cutter
A man is walking along the road when he sees his mother in law being attacked by five men. His wife asks, "Aren't you going to help?".
The man says no, five should be enough.
I just read that a paralised man has just used a brain to computer interface to create a tweet just using thought.
That's nothing.
Every day, hundreds of millions of computer users post tweets without even using thought at all!
‚IN CASE OF FIRE: Leave the building BEFORE you posting it on social media.‘
- NET: FTTH, OPNsense, 10G backbone, GWN APs, ipPBX
- SRV: 12 RU HA server cluster, 0.1 PB storage on premise
- IoT: thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
- 3D: two 3D printers, 3D scanner, CNC router, laser cutter
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don‘t.
- NET: FTTH, OPNsense, 10G backbone, GWN APs, ipPBX
- SRV: 12 RU HA server cluster, 0.1 PB storage on premise
- IoT: thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
- 3D: two 3D printers, 3D scanner, CNC router, laser cutter
"When your wife asks which of her friends you'd like a threesome with, you're not supposed to name two of them..."
<ducking>
Get your business seen overseas - Nexus Translations
Scan my network and die.
- NET: FTTH, OPNsense, 10G backbone, GWN APs, ipPBX
- SRV: 12 RU HA server cluster, 0.1 PB storage on premise
- IoT: thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
- 3D: two 3D printers, 3D scanner, CNC router, laser cutter
I am root. When you see me laughing, you‘d better have a backup!
- NET: FTTH, OPNsense, 10G backbone, GWN APs, ipPBX
- SRV: 12 RU HA server cluster, 0.1 PB storage on premise
- IoT: thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
- 3D: two 3D printers, 3D scanner, CNC router, laser cutter
‚Without engineers science is just philosophy.‘
Tinkerisk - reenigne esrever :-)
- NET: FTTH, OPNsense, 10G backbone, GWN APs, ipPBX
- SRV: 12 RU HA server cluster, 0.1 PB storage on premise
- IoT: thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
- 3D: two 3D printers, 3D scanner, CNC router, laser cutter
Gurezaemon:"When your wife asks which of her friends you'd like a threesome with, you're not supposed to name two of them..."
<ducking>
Most of the posters in this thread are just like chimpanzees on MDMA, full of feelings of bonhomie, joy, and optimism. Fred99 8/4/21
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