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eracode
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  #2838919 27-Dec-2021 08:19
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar - and Batman appears.





Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.


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  #2838922 27-Dec-2021 08:37
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*groan*


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  #2838924 27-Dec-2021 08:40
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Behodar:

 

*groan*

 

 

Na. 😀





Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.


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  #2840255 30-Dec-2021 02:44
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„Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.“





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- IoT:   thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
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  #2840936 31-Dec-2021 18:20
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One day I will find this peer guy, and I will reset HIS connection!





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- SRV: 12 RU HA server cluster, 0.1 PB storage on premise
- IoT:   thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
- 3D:    two 3D printers, 3D scanner, CNC router, laser cutter


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  #2841085 1-Jan-2022 00:17
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‘Should I deploy on Friday 5pm?‘

 

 

 

‚NO.‘

 

 

 

‚What if I just need to …‘

 

 

 

‚OMG, NO!‘





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- SRV: 12 RU HA server cluster, 0.1 PB storage on premise
- IoT:   thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
- 3D:    two 3D printers, 3D scanner, CNC router, laser cutter


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  #2841209 1-Jan-2022 09:32
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A man is walking along the road when he sees his mother in law being attacked by five men. His wife asks, "Aren't you going to help?".
The man says no, five should be enough.


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  #2843339 5-Jan-2022 07:22
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I just read that a paralised man has just used a brain to computer interface to create a tweet just using thought.

 

That's nothing.

 

Every day, hundreds of millions of computer users post tweets without even using thought at all!

 

 


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  #2843370 5-Jan-2022 09:34
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‚IN CASE OF FIRE: Leave the building BEFORE you posting it on social media.‘





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  #2843371 5-Jan-2022 09:35
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don‘t.





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- IoT:   thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
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  #2843488 5-Jan-2022 10:44
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"When your wife asks which of her friends you'd like a threesome with, you're not supposed to name two of them..."

 

<ducking>





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  #2850382 14-Jan-2022 08:30
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Scan my network and die.





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- IoT:   thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
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  #2850384 14-Jan-2022 08:31
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I am root. When you see me laughing, you‘d better have a backup!





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- IoT:   thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
- 3D:    two 3D printers, 3D scanner, CNC router, laser cutter


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  #2850394 14-Jan-2022 08:36
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‚Without engineers science is just philosophy.‘

 

 

 

Tinkerisk - reenigne esrever :-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





- NET: FTTH, OPNsense, 10G backbone, GWN APs, ipPBX
- SRV: 12 RU HA server cluster, 0.1 PB storage on premise
- IoT:   thread, zigbee, tasmota, BidCoS, LoRa, WX suite, IR
- 3D:    two 3D printers, 3D scanner, CNC router, laser cutter


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  #2850427 14-Jan-2022 09:27
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Gurezaemon:

"When your wife asks which of her friends you'd like a threesome with, you're not supposed to name two of them..."


<ducking>



Also, you shouldn't reply very quickly as if you've already been thinking about it.




Most of the posters in this thread are just like chimpanzees on MDMA, full of feelings of bonhomie, joy, and optimism. Fred99 8/4/21


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