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#2854696 21-Jan-2022 16:55

The guy who invented auto-correct should burn in HELLO.

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#2854726 21-Jan-2022 18:02

Question: How many people can read hex when only you and dead people can read hex?

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#2854748 21-Jan-2022 19:28

Answer: 57006 :-)

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#2854749 21-Jan-2022 19:32

Or 0xdeae :)

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#2857963 28-Jan-2022 20:46

You only have to clean up when the WiFi signal no longer comes through.

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#2858939 31-Jan-2022 01:48

Covid19 from IT view:

Please stay at 127.0.0.1 - Don‘t be 255.255.255.255

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#2858940 31-Jan-2022 01:51

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it." - Abraham Lincoln (without picture)

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#2858941 31-Jan-2022 01:53

Behodar:

Or 0xDEAD :)

Fixed. :P

What goes "Ha Ha Ha" - plop?

Someone laughing their head off.

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#2858989 31-Jan-2022 09:01

K8Toledo:

Behodar:

Or 0xDEAD :)

Fixed. :P

"You and DEAD people" = DEAD + 1 = DEAE.

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#2859695 1-Feb-2022 06:18

Behodar:

"You and DEAD people" = DEAD + 1 = DEAE.

Ah OK...I missed the "you and" part. :)

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#2860350 2-Feb-2022 01:42

SELECT * FROM users WHERE iq > 60;

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#2870166 17-Feb-2022 11:36

Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.

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#2876601 28-Feb-2022 22:44

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d. :-)

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#2879544 6-Mar-2022 01:54

Home is where your Wi-fi connects automatically.

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