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Florida man who crashed stolen BMW told cops that he ‘teleported’ into it during arrest: The Independent
An unhoused man who stole a BMW and crashed it while driving 130mph claims he teleported into the vehicle while authorities arrested the man.
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A witness saw a man who appeared confused get into the car.
“He kept asking for a light,” the witness said. “I thought, how does he have a BMW if he doesn’t even have a lighter for a cigarette?”
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[after crashing the car] with blood running down [the thief's] face, the sheriff walks up to him and he says “I don’t know how I got in the car. I teleported. You saved me from the aliens"
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