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  #2879545 6-Mar-2022 01:55
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"The trouble with quotes on clothes is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln. ;-)





     

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  #2885379 12-Mar-2022 18:09
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PSA: The incantation to summon a patronus is "expecto patronum". Please practise it and say it clearly. Someone out there is pronouncing it "expensivo petroleum" and they need to stop.


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  #2890527 23-Mar-2022 11:32
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If you go to the petrol station to fill your vehicle, and on the way there your heart starts to thump, you start to sweat, and when filling your hands are shaking and your vision starts to blur with tears, you most likely are suffering from Car Owner Virus.

 

 


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  #2890576 23-Mar-2022 12:21
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networkn:

 

If you go to the petrol station to fill your vehicle, and on the way there your heart starts to thump, you start to sweat, and when filling your hands are shaking and your vision starts to blur with tears, you most likely are suffering from Car Owner Virus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fortunately the cure is evy.





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  #2899627 10-Apr-2022 21:17
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Nobody is useless. Everyone breathe out carbondioxide for plants!





     

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  #2915322 17-May-2022 20:17
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My mate would never take advantage of fog.

 

I told him it's a mist opportunity.

 

 


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#2915337 17-May-2022 20:58
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@Tinkerisk:

 

SELECT * FROM users WHERE iq > 60;

 

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How did you find our secret moderation AI algorithm?





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  #2915459 18-May-2022 10:17
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freitasm:

 

@Tinkerisk:

 

SELECT * FROM users WHERE iq > 60;

 

0 rows returned

 

 

How did you find our secret moderation AI algorithm?

 

 

Well, either I hacked your SQL database or I‘m not a member of the users group ;-)





     

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  #2920244 30-May-2022 00:01
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Tinkerisk:

Nobody is useless.

 

 

Resistance is useless! [*]

 

 

[*] If under 1 ohm.

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  #2921045 31-May-2022 17:30
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What is electricity?

 

Electricity is waking up with high voltage in the morning, going to work with resistance, swimming against the current (mainstream) all day and coming home charged in the evening. ;-)





     

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  #2921082 31-May-2022 19:07
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Tinkerisk:

 

What is electricity?

 

Electricity is waking up with high voltage in the morning, going to work with resistance, swimming against the current (mainstream) all day and coming home charged in the evening. ;-)

 

 

 

 

I dunno man that kind of day just leaves me feeling flat





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  #2921377 1-Jun-2022 12:18
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Just noticed a new late night pie shop opened nearby.

 

Apparently it's open 22/7





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  #2921384 1-Jun-2022 12:26
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Hey that's meeting the "one nine" uptime standard! Better than Galileo and its "two sevens"...


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  #2922870 5-Jun-2022 12:25
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Why are dead birds worth so much money?

They don’t go cheap.




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