Geekzone: technology news, blogs, forums
Guest
Welcome Guest.
You haven't logged in yet. If you don't have an account you can register now.


View this topic in a long page with up to 500 replies per page Create new topic
1 | 2 | 3 
Kyanar
4089 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 1684

ID Verified
Trusted

  #688902 20-Sep-2012 15:34
Send private message

stevenz:
Kyanar:
crackrdbycracku:
johnr: Latest State insurance ads I love


As entertaining TV, yes. As a reason to have insurance with State, NO. 


I always thought they were as ironic as Telecom's turtle broadband ads.  "Destroyed exports to china"... um, I hate to say it but I'm pretty sure not even State's going to approve THAT claim!  "What's that you say?  Eight billion dollars?  Hmm, I think that's a bit over your coverage limit..."


And the inference that they now provide coverage for dream-related losses.


Erm, they don't use the original line.  They substitute "Last night in bed I had the strangest dream" with "Last night I crashed in to the poultry queen" (not that we export poultry to China or anything).



idle

176 posts

Master Geek
+1 received by user: 74


  #688907 20-Sep-2012 15:44

Lazy and late. Idle by name.
To answer the initial header question:-
Little "BANG" for lotsa Telco "BUCKS"!
As a consolation for VF guys, Ninjas do their best work in the dark, and also can walk on water.

DonGould
3892 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 164


  #689059 20-Sep-2012 19:45
Send private message

Well I commented to my wife this afternoon that I wanted to pop into the 2Degrees store in my local mall.

Her first comment was along the lines of "Cool... to visit a nija".

I then asked her which telco does the turtle ad. She just said "the what ad? someone has an ad with a turtle, how does that relate to a mobile company?!"

D




Promote New Zealand - Get yourself a .kiwi.nz domain name!!!

Check out mine - i.am.a.can.do.kiwi.nz - don@i.am.a.can.do.kiwi.nz




Kyanar
4089 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 1684

ID Verified
Trusted

  #689121 20-Sep-2012 21:39
Send private message

DonGould: Well I commented to my wife this afternoon that I wanted to pop into the 2Degrees store in my local mall.

Her first comment was along the lines of "Cool... to visit a nija".

I then asked her which telco does the turtle ad. She just said "the what ad? someone has an ad with a turtle, how does that relate to a mobile company?!"

D


Nice... so Vodafone does a memorable ad - which gets latched onto the wrong telco, and Telecom does an ad - that noone remembers.

hairy1
3352 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 644

ID Verified
Trusted
Lifetime subscriber

  #689172 21-Sep-2012 05:06
Send private message

No-one has even discussed here what the Telecom ad has done to the turtle market.

My eldest wants a turtle for Christmas and now the trademe turtle market has gone bananas.

Maybe Telecom should be selling turtles. I am not happy.




My views (except when I am looking out their windows) are not those of my employer.


GregV
932 posts

Ultimate Geek
+1 received by user: 304


  #690519 24-Sep-2012 11:23
Send private message

"One of the better metaphors I've seen lately"
Well played VF

 
 
 

Support Geekzone with one-off or recurring donations Donate via PressPatron.
crackrdbycracku
1168 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 68


  #690534 24-Sep-2012 11:40
Send private message

That ad about internet prices in Hungary. 

I know that ad and think "Oh, yeah. That with people in Easter Europe, now what were they selling again?"

I still can't remember what the company is. 

Makes me want to travel in Hungary though, maybe sponsored by the Hungarian Tourist Board? It should be. 




Didn't anybody tell you I was a hacker?

Kyanar
4089 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 1684

ID Verified
Trusted

  #690597 24-Sep-2012 13:01
Send private message

GregV: "One of the better metaphors I've seen lately"
Well played VF


Oh wow, I didn't even consider that it was a direct response to comments like mine and another's in this thread about Telecom associating their broadband services with turtles :p

Although I note Telecom's latest ad mentions that some land turtles can outrun a human.  It seems that we've reached the point where the telco ads are all obscure metaphors which noone can decipher.

1 | 2 | 3 
View this topic in a long page with up to 500 replies per page Create new topic








Geekzone Live »

Try automatic live updates from Geekzone directly in your browser, without refreshing the page, with Geekzone Live now.



Are you subscribed to our RSS feed? You can download the latest headlines and summaries from our stories directly to your computer or smartphone by using a feed reader.