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  #2931758 19-Jun-2022 18:54
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Be Alert!

 

 

 

We need more lerts.

 

 

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  #2931778 19-Jun-2022 19:08
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networkn:

Be Alert!

 

 

 

We need more lerts.

 

 

 

 

No, we already have enough lerts. Be a loof instead.

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  #2931910 20-Jun-2022 03:07
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"How do you make a small fortune?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"By having a large fortune and marrying without a marriage contract."




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  #2931990 20-Jun-2022 09:21
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Had some sad news this morning - an old friend evaporated last night, he's gone..

He'll be mist.




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  #2931993 20-Jun-2022 09:27
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Teacher: Where is your homework student

 

student: I ate it

 

Teacher : you what?!

 

Student: I tried to get the dog to, but he wouldn't so I had to.

 

 

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  #2931996 20-Jun-2022 09:44
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Friend: "I failed my Aboriginal music exam."

 

Me: "Did you redo it?"




Did Eric Clapton really think she looked wonderful...or was it after the 15th outfit she tried on and he just wanted to get to the party and get a drink?

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  #2933992 24-Jun-2022 19:04
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What is grey and cannot fly?

 

 

 

A pigeon that is too fat!




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  #2934112 25-Jun-2022 09:03
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A man meets a lawyer at a party and strikes up a conversation. "Hey, so, how much would you charge to say, answer three questions?"

 

"Oh, about $800 usually."

 

"Wow... don't you think that's a bit expensive to just answer three questions?"

 

"No, not really. But what's your third question?"




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  #2934333 25-Jun-2022 18:09
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^ that reminds of the classic gag where you offer someone $20 in return for breaking two eggs on their head but only break one.




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  #2934745 27-Jun-2022 03:24
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"So how do we split the pizza?"
 

 


"I get it all and you get the rest."




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  #2934746 27-Jun-2022 03:25
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Two cows are sitting in a tree knitting nuclear bombs. A sheep flies by.
One cow says to the other: "Things happen...".




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  #2934747 27-Jun-2022 03:26
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A moment later: A huge bang, a scream, lots of smoke. One cow is completely charred.

 


The sheep asks: "What's wrong?"

 

The other cow says to the sheep: "She's dropped a stitch!"




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  #2934748 27-Jun-2022 03:37
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A frog comes to the baker and says, "Ten rolls, you dumbass!"
"Insolence!" says the baker, but he sells him the buns.
The next day, the same thing: "10 buns, you dumbass!"
Gritting his teeth, the baker sells the frog the rolls.
The third day, the same thing: "Ten buns, you dumbass!"
The baker gets angry: "Say that again and I'll nail you to the wall!"
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"No, I don't."
"Do you have any nails?"
"No, I don't have any either."
"Then give me ten buns, you dumbass!"




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  #2937392 1-Jul-2022 23:45
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There's a nasty French joke about Englishmen:

 

"England clearly belongs to France, why? - Englishmen are Frenchmen who couldn't swim."




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  #2938141 4-Jul-2022 12:27
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Did Eric Clapton really think she looked wonderful...or was it after the 15th outfit she tried on and he just wanted to get to the party and get a drink?

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