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#2955485 17-Aug-2022 09:46

Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

Hello, Ground!

SepticSceptic

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#2955808 17-Aug-2022 22:31

Kookoo:
Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

My mashup is :
Time flies like a banana ..

People look confused when I say that, until I explain.
Then they are even more confused ..

Success !

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#2955814 17-Aug-2022 22:49

What goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

An umbrella.

Plesse igmore amd axxept applogies in adbance fir anu typos

artbloke

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#2956837 20-Aug-2022 10:46

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall... crash, bang that's all.

artbloke

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#2957424 22-Aug-2022 00:03

I use to be addicted to soap... but I'm clean now.

Gurezaemon

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#2957503 22-Aug-2022 08:57

"I've been clean for 47 days now. The soap chafes a bit, but at least the heroin helps."

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#2959204 25-Aug-2022 10:52

Talking to the mother-in-law the other day, she says: "Your wife complains that you never buy her flowers." So I replied: "I didn't even know she sold them."

Did Eric Clapton really think she looked wonderful...or was it after the 15th outfit she tried on and he just wanted to get to the party and get a drink?

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#2959209 25-Aug-2022 10:58

A minister, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

'What'll you have?' says the bartender.

'How would I know?' says the rabbit. 'I'm only here because of autocorrect.'

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#2959822 26-Aug-2022 15:20

I am not schizophrenic. Neither am I.

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#2959823 26-Aug-2022 15:21

What is white and interferes with eating?

An avalanche.

Tinkerisk

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#2959824 26-Aug-2022 15:24

What do you call someone who scans DIN A4 sheets?

ScanDINavian.

Tinkerisk

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#2959825 26-Aug-2022 15:25

If the masochist says to the sadist, "Hit me!", the sadist says, "No."

Tinkerisk

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#2959826 26-Aug-2022 15:27

- An elephant meets a naked man on the beach and says, "What, you can eat with that?"

Tinkerisk

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#2959828 26-Aug-2022 15:30

What is small and black and spinning in the meadow?

A mole throwing a hammer!

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#2959829 26-Aug-2022 15:30

Tinkerisk:

If the masochist says to the sadist, "Hit me!", the sadist says, "No."

The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible universes. The pessimist fears the optimist is right.

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