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Why do bees buzz?

Because they don't know the lyrics.

What do you mean by a turbine?

Nothing, it's much too loud.

What's small, red, shiny and goes up and down all the time?

A cherry in the elevator (or lift).

Because then it's no longer funny.

Why should you never tell the punch line first?

How do you divide 8 apples fairly between 3 people?

As applesauce.

What do sea monsters particularly like to eat?

Fish and Ships.

What do you call flying elephants?

Jumbo jets.

Two fleas come out of the restaurant.

One of them asks: "Are we going to walk or are we going to take a dog?".

What starts with T and can swim?

Two ducks. 

When is the best time to harvest apples?

When the neighbours are asleep and their dog is not in the garden.

Two toothpicks are walking through the forest. Suddenly a hedgehog comes running by.

One toothpick says to the other: "I didn't know there was a bus here.“