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  #2993679 9-Nov-2022 00:17
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  #3002558 28-Nov-2022 11:42
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Tried calling the tinnitus helpline but it kept ringing.




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  #3018658 8-Jan-2023 20:13
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What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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  #3018806 9-Jan-2023 02:12
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Why do bees buzz?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because they don't know the lyrics.




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  #3018807 9-Jan-2023 02:13
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What do you mean by a turbine?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing, it's much too loud.




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  #3018808 9-Jan-2023 02:14
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What's small, red, shiny and goes up and down all the time?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A cherry in the elevator (or lift).




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  #3018809 9-Jan-2023 02:16
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Because then it's no longer funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why should you never tell the punch line first?




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  #3018810 9-Jan-2023 02:17
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How do you divide 8 apples fairly between 3 people?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As applesauce.




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  #3018811 9-Jan-2023 02:20
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What do sea monsters particularly like to eat?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fish and Ships.




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  #3018813 9-Jan-2023 02:22
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What do you call flying elephants?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jumbo jets.




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  #3018814 9-Jan-2023 02:23
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Two fleas come out of the restaurant.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One of them asks: "Are we going to walk or are we going to take a dog?".




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  #3018815 9-Jan-2023 02:24
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What starts with T and can swim?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two ducks. 




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  #3018816 9-Jan-2023 02:26
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When is the best time to harvest apples?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When the neighbours are asleep and their dog is not in the garden.




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  #3018817 9-Jan-2023 02:27
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Two toothpicks are walking through the forest. Suddenly a hedgehog comes running by.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One toothpick says to the other: "I didn't know there was a bus here.“




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