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  #3047948 9-Mar-2023 10:41
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Deamo:

 

excel nerd joke

 

 

 

 

 

That confirms what I already knew - that I am not any kind of Excel nerd!!





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  #3048005 9-Mar-2023 10:52
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Geektastic:

 

That confirms what I already knew - that I am not any kind of Excel nerd!!

 

 

 

 

Or as I like to call it, 'Microsoft Advanced Table Formatter'.




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  #3055046 26-Mar-2023 21:16
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If a blind girl says you have a big Willy....

She is probably pulling your leg!

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  #3056102 29-Mar-2023 10:04
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„Mum, why does Dad have so little hair?“

 


„He thinks too much, darling.“

 


„Mummy, why do you have so much hair?“

 


„I think it's best if you go out and play now.“




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  #3056108 29-Mar-2023 10:14
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Jokes going round the office recently

 

What's the difference between roast beef & pea soup?

 

 

 

Anyone can roast beef!

 

 

 

This one works best if posed as a question to people who love to bake..

 

How do you roast a cobbler?

 

 

 

Make fun of their shoes!

 

 

 

 

 

What do you get if you cross a primate with dynamite?

 

 

 

a Baboom!

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  #3056111 29-Mar-2023 10:16
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„Mum, why does Dad have so little hair?“ ...

 

 

 

Eh, borderline at best, I have to say.




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  #3056130 29-Mar-2023 10:57
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Me: "So, I'll concentrate now and start learning."

 

My brain: "Ladies and gentlemen..."

 

Me: "Oh no, please not again."

 

My brain: "This is Mambo Number Five..."




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  #3056131 29-Mar-2023 10:58
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That moment when you're watching a film with your mum where a SWAT team storms a house and shouts "Clean!" at every room - and she says, "Look, they wouldn't have said that about your room."




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  #3056132 29-Mar-2023 11:00
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Of course I would have to clean the windows, but privacy is also important.




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  #3056133 29-Mar-2023 11:01
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The face of the person sitting next to you when you ask them on the flight to Barcelona what they are up to in London - priceless.




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  #3056134 29-Mar-2023 11:04
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Laugh, nod and hope it wasn't a question. You know how it is.




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  #3056135 29-Mar-2023 11:06
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At the oral exam, the professor greets the student: "Don't we know each other?"
The student replies: "Yes, I failed the last time, and today I'm taking the exam again.“

 

"I see, what was my first question last time?" the professor wants to know.
The student replies: "Don't we know each other?"




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  #3056137 29-Mar-2023 11:08
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"What is cheating?" the professor asks the law student.
"Cheating is when you fail me."
"Why is that?"
"Because, according to the penal code, he who takes advantage of another's ignorance in order to harm him is guilty of fraud."




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  #3056141 29-Mar-2023 11:13
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"Hooray, I got an A in maths!"
"W.T.F.!!!"
"Mom? What do you think W.T.F. means?"
"Wow, totally fantastic!“




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  #3056143 29-Mar-2023 11:15
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Mother: "Please stop changing the Google logo all the time. I like the original one."
Son: "Mum, I don't change the logo, Google does!"
Mother: "On my computer??? You don't decide what the logo looks like?"
Son: "If I decided that, I would drive a different car."




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