Bananabob:

 

I thought mathematicians always worked it out with a pencil.

 

Only constipated ones.

Movieman:

 

CREATING A PASSWORD

 

Please enter your new password

 

"cabbage"

 

..

 

 

 

https://neal.fun/password-game/ 

Paddy and Mick were in a bar obviously celebrating something.

Barman "you fellas look pleased with yourselves".

Paddy  "we've just finished a jigsaw".

Mick says " yes, it only took us two months.

Barman "2 months to do a jigsaw?"

Paddy "we finished it in record time"

Mick "it said 2 - 4 years on the box"

Reddit

I'm a man of culture.

I make my own yoghurt!

msukiwi:

 

I'm a man of culture.

 

I make my own yoghurt!

 

Me too - I come from the same mould.

eracode:

 

Me too - I come from the same mould.

 

That's awful, take my +1 and be gone! :) 

Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism where they can reflect!

msukiwi:

 

Where do bad rainbows go?

 

To prism where they can reflect!

 

Yep. I once did an exam on rainbows. Passed with flying colours.

eracode:

 

msukiwi:

 

Where do bad rainbows go?

 

To prism where they can reflect!

 

 

Yep. I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colours.

 

Pot of gold stars for you...

freitasm:

 

 

I got mugged by six dwarves last week.

 

Not Happy.

 

 

That's a very short joke!

freitasm:

I got mugged by six dwarves last week.

Not Happy.