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  #3118960 22-Aug-2023 11:30
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MadEngineer: 

Oh Jesus I need to not read this page when on a call.

 

 

 

Small chuckle?





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  #3118979 22-Aug-2023 12:27
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Where do pigeons get their groceries from ?

 

 

 

A Coo-operative.

 

 

 

<groan>


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#3118983 22-Aug-2023 12:56
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SaltyNZ:

 

MadEngineer: 

Oh Jesus I need to not read this page when on a call.

 

 

 

Small chuckle?

 

No, worse.  When you're suppressing a laugh you sound like you're crying





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  #3118997 22-Aug-2023 13:48
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According to a new study.. ...6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.


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  #3119549 23-Aug-2023 21:40
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freitasm:

 

I got mugged by six dwarves last week.

 

Not Happy.

 

 

Felt dopey.





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  #3119951 24-Aug-2023 22:57
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I enjoy dwarf jokes.

They're short, and there's only 7 of them ..

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  #3119959 25-Aug-2023 00:24
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SepticSceptic: I enjoy dwarf jokes.

They're short, and there's only 7 of them ..

 

I wouldn't mess with the dwarves because they are very vindictive. Dwarves are often said to have superhuman strength and power. They are considered smart and magical, sometimes cunning, stingy and treacherous, but mostly helpful.

 

But we are not superstitious, that only brings bad luck! 😉

 

 





     

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  #3119960 25-Aug-2023 00:29
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floydbloke: …

 

KIA Killed in Action? Then I prefer NoKIA! 😄

 

 





     

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  #3119961 25-Aug-2023 00:35
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freitasm:

 

 

I got mugged by six dwarves last week.

 

Not Happy.

 

 

 

Because you can't sit down?

 

 





     

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  #3119962 25-Aug-2023 00:57
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freitasm:

 

 

I got mugged by six dwarves last week.

 

Not Happy.

 

 

 

Bit grumpy.





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  #3119979 25-Aug-2023 07:50
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eracode:

 

Bit grumpy.

 

 

 

 

Did he bite back?





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  #3119984 25-Aug-2023 08:18
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freitasm:

 

 

I got mugged by six dwarves last week.

 

Not Happy.

 

 

 

Needed doc.





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  #3119989 25-Aug-2023 08:33
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eracode:

 

Bit grumpy.

 

 

Doesn't explain why there were only 6 dwarves!


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  #3120025 25-Aug-2023 10:42
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There were dozens of dwarves, but the numbers kept falling until suspicion fell on Hungry.

 

 


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  #3120028 25-Aug-2023 10:52
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networkn:

 

eracode:

 

Bit grumpy.

 

 

Doesn't explain why there were only 6 dwarves!

 

 

Really should not need to explain this - but if you insist: 😀

 

Freitasm said not Happy >> 6. I quoted him and was developing that line of thought - that there were six dwarfs involved was already established and accepted. If you're not familiar with the story it might be hard to understand. 😀





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