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#3120033 25-Aug-2023 11:06

Actually the names of the dwarves are stage names ordained by Disney to sanitise their public image. The original names are these: Cock, Creepy, Doper, Lumpy, Slappy, Trashhole, Sleazy.

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#3120035 25-Aug-2023 11:12

Classic Trashhole. Had an entire Grimm's to himself.

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#3120052 25-Aug-2023 11:25

Rikkitic:

Actually the names of the dwarves are stage names ordained by Disney to sanitise their public image. The original names are these: Cock, Creepy, Doper, Lumpy, Slappy, Trashhole, Sleazy.

Once again I’m not sure if you’re joking here. According to this website:

“The first time the dwarfs were given names was in the 1912 Broadway play, produced by Winthrop Ames. And what were those names? Blick, Flick, Glick, Snick, Plick, Whick, and Quee.”

Later Disney settled on the names we now know, for the reason you state.

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#3125420 9-Sep-2023 18:01

World beware! WE are preparing for a mission - again! 😄 PHOTO

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#3125437 9-Sep-2023 18:34

Tinkerisk:

World beware! WE are preparing for a mission - again! 😄 PHOTO

Not particularly informative to most of us on here who can’t read German.

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#3125445 9-Sep-2023 19:27

Chrome provided a translation. I didn't get it. @Tinkerisk you can guide us through that one. I have a feeling it might be similar to a joke I'm familiar with ending in the punchline "A TANK!". It was hilarious at the time it seems not so fun now although I guess Ukraine would appreciate one or two.

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#3125488 9-Sep-2023 23:15

I've literally just been playing a U-Boat game...

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#3125537 10-Sep-2023 00:22

eracode:

Tinkerisk:

World beware! WE are preparing for a mission - again! 😄 PHOTO

Not particularly informative to most of us on here who can’t read German.

Well it‘s written PHOTO there, not TEXT and it‘s one of those (once) feared German WW II Wolfpack Uboots we still have. 😀

The joke was that we Germans (who are all Nazis anyway) were already trying to conquer the world again with the old (famous) stuff.

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#3125544 10-Sep-2023 08:24

Rare shot leaked of Television Match Official and his ‘bunker’ team controlling 2023 RWC games, searching for errors and misdemeanours, reviewing yellow cards for upgrading to red, etc:

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#3127105 13-Sep-2023 13:51

Not at all relevant to any other threads:

Two kiwi rural-type chaps are leaning on a fence out in the back blocks when a backpacking tourist on a bike stops in front them.

The tourist asks them, "Entschuldigung, sprechen Sie Deutsch?"

The chaps look confused and shrug.

The tourist tries "Che ne dici dell'italiano?

Another shrug.

"Et le français ?"

Blank looks.

Frustrated, the cyclist rides off.

One bloke says to the other, "Did you ever fancy learning another language?"

"Nah, what's the use? That guy spoke three and it didn't get him anywhere!"

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#3127150 13-Sep-2023 15:14

Do you speak English?

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#3127161 13-Sep-2023 15:54

BlueShift:

Not at all relevant to any other threads:

Two kiwi rural-type chaps are leaning on a fence out in the back blocks when a backpacking tourist on a bike stops in front them.

The tourist asks them, "Entschuldigung, sprechen Sie Deutsch?"

The chaps look confused and shrug.

The tourist tries "Che ne dici dell'italiano?

Another shrug.

"Et le français ?"

Blank looks.

Frustrated, the cyclist rides off.

One bloke says to the other, "Did you ever fancy learning another language?"

"Nah, what's the use? That guy spoke three and it didn't get him anywhere!"

This German Beer Ad is at least 30 years old.😄

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#3127163 13-Sep-2023 15:56

Tinkerisk:

This German Beer Ad is at least 35 years old.😄

I think you're overestimating the average Geekzoner's German skills...

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#3127165 13-Sep-2023 16:01

Gurezaemon:

Tinkerisk:

This German Beer Ad is at least 35 years old.😄

I think you're overestimating the average Geekzoner's German skills...

I tells the SAME joke in different German slangs (with kyrillic subtitles).

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#3127423 13-Sep-2023 21:45

I pirated a movie yesterday.

I gave it 3.14 stars.

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