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Count Binface being the only rival candidate in Nigel Farage's by-election. It'll be even funnier if Binface actually wins.
"I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce." — J. Edgar Hoover
"Create a society that values material things above all else. Strip it of industry. Raise taxes for the poor and reduce them for the rich and for corporations. Prop up failed financial institutions with public money. Ask for more tax, while vastly reducing public services. Put adverts everywhere, regardless of people's ability to afford the things they advertise. Allow the cost of food and housing to eclipse people's ability to pay for them. Light blue touch paper." — Andrew Maxwell
Air frying half a frozen pizza for 5 minutes at 190°C: perfection, short of using a pizza stone and wood fire.
"I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce." — J. Edgar Hoover
"Create a society that values material things above all else. Strip it of industry. Raise taxes for the poor and reduce them for the rich and for corporations. Prop up failed financial institutions with public money. Ask for more tax, while vastly reducing public services. Put adverts everywhere, regardless of people's ability to afford the things they advertise. Allow the cost of food and housing to eclipse people's ability to pay for them. Light blue touch paper." — Andrew Maxwell
Son's girlfriend occasionally brings her dog over to visit.
Our little dog is incredibly territorial. Except with this guy.
They are best friends and largely ignore each other after the initial excitement of seeing each other for the first time in over 1000 years.
The old boy loves going for a walk with his friend too, which is funny as he's super antisocial, whereas his friend is incredibly friendly.
Very cute and makes me smile every time.
Handsome Dan Has Spoken.
Handsome Dan needs to stop adding three dots to every sentence...
Handsome Dan does not currently have a side hustle as the mascot for Yale
*Gladly accepting donations...
deepred:
Air frying half a frozen pizza for 5 minutes at 190°C: perfection, short of using a pizza stone and wood fire.
Handsome Dan Has Spoken.
Handsome Dan needs to stop adding three dots to every sentence...
Handsome Dan does not currently have a side hustle as the mascot for Yale
*Gladly accepting donations...
Terrific response from Voyager in actioning my request to have PTR records assigned to my static IP addresses.
I'd have done it years ago if I had known it was so easy.
Handsomedan:
Son's girlfriend occasionally brings her dog over to visit.
Our little dog is incredibly territorial. Except with this guy.
They are best friends and largely ignore each other after the initial excitement of seeing each other for the first time in over 1000 years.
The old boy loves going for a walk with his friend too, which is funny as he's super antisocial, whereas his friend is incredibly friendly.
Very cute and makes me smile every time.
Its funny how dogs choose their friends. We had a Jack Russel that was very friendly with humans but didn't like too many other dogs. He was about 8 inches tall and about 6kgs. When he was a puppy his best friend was a 60kg Great Dane who's head came up to my chest when she was sitting. Watching them play together was hilarious, especially when they grabbed each end of the same stick.
Meet ‘Likweli’: A new monkey species discovered in the Congo Basin | Yale News
Good.
"If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is. I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way."
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Having 10Gbps internet. It's totally pointless but still makes me smile.
The timer on my office heater.
My Goldair radiant heater from Briscoes. Thank God for it on these freezing mornings. Heat pump is on full 8kw but this wee thing on one bar of 400 watts makes your body feel real warmth. Don’t know how we lived without one for so many years. NB it doesn’t warm the room, it warms you.
Daughter passed her Restricted driving test this morning (first attempt). She asked me to sit in the back as apparently a parent in the car moderates a picky examiner, or so she says.
After the long test the examiner gave her a stern telling off for a couple of errors then switches to grandad mode and says "So should I pass you?". She says yes! and he says "OK then!"
I thought the examiner's demeanour throughout and after the test was excellent.
When my daughter did her driving test the examiner said she didn't look both ways at a railway crossing. She said she did and even spotted the railway worker sitting by the track having lunch. She passed.
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When my daughter did her driving test the examiner said she didn't look both ways at a railway crossing. She said she did and even spotted the railway worker sitting by the track having lunch. She passed.
She's no shrinking violet. Good on her.
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