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  #3110504 1-Aug-2023 14:58
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Rikkitic:

 

It is a place of shame for the dog's owner.

 

 

But often there are better room-mates in the doghouse than the people-house, lol.




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  #3113733 9-Aug-2023 14:29
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Did you know those tattoos were going to look like the scribblings of a 4 year old ... and decide to get them anyway ?




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  #3113752 9-Aug-2023 15:39
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Why do the ants taste funny at my sons school?



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  #3113756 9-Aug-2023 15:55
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networkn:Why do the ants taste funny at my sons school?

 

It's the borax! 🙃

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  #3113759 9-Aug-2023 16:02
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When is enough just about enough? 




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  #3113760 9-Aug-2023 16:03
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Follow up question - How come I haven't won lotto yet? Have I not paid enough of a penance? 




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  #3113765 9-Aug-2023 16:25
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Handsomedan:Follow up question - How come I haven't won lotto yet? Have I not paid enough of a penance?

 

Have you not learnt! You have to actually buy a ticket! 🙃

 

(I was wondering the same thing)

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  #3113818 9-Aug-2023 18:53
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msukiwi:

Have you not learnt! You have to actually buy a ticket! 🙃

 

 

If you've never bought a single ticket for the entire time Lotto has run in NZ then you've made around $35,000 so far compared to if you had bought a ticket each week.

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  #3113917 9-Aug-2023 19:51
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Yay! I'm a winner!

 

 




Plesse igmore amd axxept applogies in adbance fir anu typos

 


 

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  #3113929 9-Aug-2023 19:59
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Why are there only two types of people in the world - those who divide the world into two types of people - and those who don’t?




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  #3113934 9-Aug-2023 20:47
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Handsomedan:

 

Follow up question - How come I haven't won lotto yet? Have I not paid enough of a penance? 

 

 

Is a penance more than a pittance?




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In the last 20 odd years, technology has had a wireless revolution, so why does my office / work shop look like a snake pit from Indiana Jones?




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  #3114092 10-Aug-2023 12:15
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elpenguino:In the last 20 odd years, technology has had a wireless revolution, so why does my office / work shop look like a snake pit from Indiana Jones?

 

Didn't you put the unplugged & disused cables away?🙃

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  #3114098 10-Aug-2023 12:53
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elpenguino:

In the last 20 odd years, technology has had a wireless revolution, so why does my office / work shop look like a snake pit from Indiana Jones?

 

 

Because with everything wired you don't get a new hobby called "why am I getting error messages complaining about no connect/lost data/timeouts/whatever instead of data".

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  #3114140 10-Aug-2023 14:43
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elpenguino:

 

In the last 20 odd years, technology has had a wireless revolution, so why does my office / work shop look like a snake pit from Indiana Jones?

 

 

Because only data communication  went wireless,  power is still wired, 

 

Thinking that things are wireless you can now move them around and put them in places you would not have had them before, but you've still gotta plug them in ....

 

+over the last 20 years the number of things you own that need to be powered has simply exploded....

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