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Or if you don't say anything, they'll think your accent is what they call 'British' - the Poms get the blame and NZ doesn't take the rap!
I once ate dinner in LA where the waitress offered more and more ridiculous "British" impressions over the course of the meal. Started out quite subtle but eventually we were into "another kipper, guv'nah, wot wot?" territory. I eventually had to ask what she was doing as I genuinely had no idea - thought it was some gimmick of the restaurant. She thought we were English...
It's a good thing she did not do that to me...! The only tip she would have got was "Try not insulting your customers and perhaps then they won't demand to speak to your manager in order to complain about your behaviour."