Thought I would start a thread because in the last few months my Son who is nearly three has started saying some pretty funny/cute things.. I thought it might be a light hearted thread :) 

So Alex and I were in his bed reading a story a couple of months back.. His arm brushed my face and I hadn't shaved for a few days and he pulled his arm away and rubbed it. 

I said "Daddy's Prickles" which made him laugh. He spends the next couple of minutes touching my prickles and laughing. I keep reading and the whole time he is looking at my face. Next minute his eyes open wide and he touches my eyebrows and says... "Daddy's Eye Pickles!". I couldn't stop laughing.  It's part of our nightly bed routine now. Though recently he determined they were long enough to pull on!

The other day, I farted loudly, not something I do very often and something he has no experience in our house of, he eyes open wide, and he said.. "wasn't me!" Never heard those words out of his mouth, nor taught him any reference to denying culpability, did make me laugh though. 

On another note he seems to struggle with C's and P's and says D's and B's instead.. So when Daddy asks Alex for Big Squeezie Cuddles, he often repeats Big Squeezie Duddles.