Because I just plucked a hedgehog ... with a fork!
;-)
Before PETA burns my house down I must point out that it is actually to help the poor little guy, he's all mangy and had some injections to clean it up and now his prickles are falling out to be replaced with new ones .. the fork just gives the loose clumps a bit of help :-)
And it will probably not be released back into the wild since he's not supposed to be here anyway.