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#10840 15-Dec-2006 08:28
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You can be a member of this club and get to test new products: http://www.explorersclub.co.nz/.







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#55572 15-Dec-2006 12:19
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No worries there Mauricio, signed you right up!! The package should arrive soon.



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  #55580 15-Dec-2006 15:18
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Was that Beta testers or Better Testees?

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#55581 15-Dec-2006 15:33
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A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.

The personnel manager explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 a.m. The next day at 8:45 a.m. there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.

He says she's incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.

Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.

At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.

After several minutes he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says, "I'm sorry, I guess
you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."






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  #55582 15-Dec-2006 15:36
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Ha Ha, very good.

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#55583 15-Dec-2006 15:41
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Ah thats the best one I've heard all day. Thanks for the laugh

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  #55594 15-Dec-2006 17:01
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Why men's questions never get published in Dear Abby's agony column

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife
has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their
names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I
checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down
I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and
I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my 2006
Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could
get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that
the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?








 
 
 

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  #55595 15-Dec-2006 17:04
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The No Thanks button is interesting.




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