A Dirty Little Secret From Your Industry

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#128725 21-Aug-2013 13:46

A mate posted this on G+ a couple days back. Have only just finished reading through.

Some very, VERY, scary things said in there.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1kfoy5/what_is_a_dirty_little_or_big_secret_about_an/

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#882177 21-Aug-2013 13:54

Wow this thread takes on a whole new meaning with that typo in the title...

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#882178 21-Aug-2013 13:56

Came here expecting secretions. I am disappoint.

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#882179 21-Aug-2013 13:59

gehenna: Wow this thread takes on a whole new meaning with that typo in the title...

LOL, yep as soon as I hit post I noticed it but couldn't do anything. Was one of those "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" moments.

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#882180 21-Aug-2013 13:59

Journeyman: Came here expecting secretions. I am disappoint.

Hahaha omg just literally LOLed in the office!

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#882181 21-Aug-2013 13:59

AAAAAAAAAAAAAnyway. It's been edited now.

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#882183 21-Aug-2013 14:01

Kopkiwi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAnyway. It's been edited now.

Should have kept it for curiosity purposes!

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#882186 21-Aug-2013 14:06

heavenlywild:
Kopkiwi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAnyway. It's been edited now.

Should have kept it for curiosity purposes!

But then it takes away from the link, which actually has some interesting reads.

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#882223 21-Aug-2013 15:33

My family has standing orders to roll my corpse into the nearest ditch, chuck on some petrol and kindling and set light to me .. the death insurance money can then get split up for people to enjoy themselves, pay off any debts, buy some some nice things and have a good dinner and drink session.

What's the point in bankrupting the family for a funeral no-one will be enjoying anyway ?

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#882228 21-Aug-2013 15:35

Having had to deal with funeral directors a couple of times over the past few years, it doesn't impress me.
The hard-sell tactic is basically that if you don't spend up, then you're not honouring the deceased.
Last one, thank goodness, I dumped the contents of the deceased's hard drive on to my laptop. I found "my funeral.doc" when the funeral director was already in full (low-key) hard-sell mode. I'm sure it ruined his day.

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#882287 21-Aug-2013 16:50

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Ahh I love it when the truth comes out.

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#882301 21-Aug-2013 17:15

crazy read!

thanks for the share.

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#882328 21-Aug-2013 18:02

Kopkiwi: A mate posted this on G+ a couple days back. Have only just finished reading through.

Some very, VERY, scary things said in there.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1kfoy5/what_is_a_dirty_little_or_big_secret_about_an/

You use Google+?

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#882703 22-Aug-2013 12:07

Mark: My family has standing orders to roll my corpse into the nearest ditch, chuck on some petrol and kindling and set light to me .. the death insurance money can then get split up for people to enjoy themselves, pay off any debts, buy some some nice things and have a good dinner and drink session.

What's the point in bankrupting the family for a funeral no-one will be enjoying anyway ?

I'm down for either fish bait or berley, and a grand piss-up at the pub. Funerals are a waste of money for the living