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CamH: Phone message? What did it say? I've never heard of politicians using phones to get people to vote for them!
alasta:CamH: Phone message? What did it say? I've never heard of politicians using phones to get people to vote for them!
If you followed any pollies on Facebook then you would have seen plenty of photos of their volunteers sitting in makeshift call centers while harassing their poor constituents.
My name is Shane and I'm authorising my own message to you. You see when people phone us at home on a phone we pay for in order to allow our friends and family connect with us we find it annoying to pick up the receiver to hear a recording from someone who has never met us, never done anything for us personally and only wants something from us without giving anything in return.
So you see John, having had our day interrupted by a machine we are taking time to actually respond to you in person, a courtesy we have never had from any MP, to tell you that you have done yourself no favours at all.
I was aiming to write a rap for you, thought about using Eminem's 'Lose yourself', but figured I had already wasted enough time responding to your discourtesy.
So here is the wind up. Remove us from your automated phone list and tell your friends in National to do the same. If we receive another spam call we will be laying a complaint and I'm sure that's not something you really want. Under the law you can be fined for misuse of the telephone service , and your recording can be construed to fall in that category.
Further more, if you send a robot or recorded message to phone us again please under stand I will charge for my time, because I only have one life to live and I'm not wasting it listening to your robot records. My time is valuable and so understand a recorded message from you will mean you agree to my charge out rate of $250 per hour, plus GST, minimum charge of 1 hours work, per call.
In the words of Eminem:
Ive got one life to live,
I wont lose that opportunity no,
Not letting a politician blow
Recordings in my ear no.no no
So , go. lose your recorded self. yo.
Be warned - white guys cant rap.
In the words of Eminem: Ive got one life to live, I wont lose that opportunity no, Not letting a politician blow Recordings in my ear no.no no So , go. lose your recorded self. yo.
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Inphinity: Aww, I feel left out, I didn't get a call from the Numpty Party yet, only the MoreHandouts Party.