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Jama

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#15908 14-Sep-2007 10:14
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1.    Open a new file in your computer.

2.    Name it "Helen Clark".

3.    Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4.    Empty the Recycle Bin.

5.    Your PC will ask you...................   "Do you really want to get rid of Helen Clark?"

6.    Firmly Click "Yes."

7.    Feel better.... ??

PS:   Next week we'll do Sue Bradford.

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#86675 14-Sep-2007 11:28
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Thankyou, you have made my day, even if I am a bit late...



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#86679 14-Sep-2007 12:15
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Classic!




Cheers, Stevo

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#86682 14-Sep-2007 13:30
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Good one...




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  #86688 14-Sep-2007 14:34
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Can't wait till we do Sue Bradford.




 

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  #86691 14-Sep-2007 14:45

i call this one DJ Rumsfeld




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#86722 14-Sep-2007 21:52
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Loved it!

And then you added Sue.  Yes!!!




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Helen, Sue...how about sporting commentators! Its the gift the never stops!

 
 
 
 

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  #86852 16-Sep-2007 17:05
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Nice! It really works.

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#86864 16-Sep-2007 21:42
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Jama: 1.    Open a new file in your computer.

2.    Name it "Helen Clark".

3.    Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4.    Empty the Recycle Bin.

5.    Your PC will ask you...................   "Do you really want to get rid of Helen Clark?"

6.    Firmly Click "Yes."

7.    Feel better.... ??

PS:   Next week we'll do Sue Bradford.


I hardly think this is funny. Some people just have no respect for our PM, typical right wing neo-cons!!!

Actually this is hilarious, I have just deleted the entire Labour cabinet with a few simple clicks.

Next step: replace Helen Clark.txt with John Key.txt

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  #86884 17-Sep-2007 10:45
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I'm still waiting for the Sue Bradford update Jama!

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  #86885 17-Sep-2007 10:53
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Just gold.... I had to do it twice this morning, it certainly made my day so much better thanks Jama.

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  #87230 19-Sep-2007 19:27
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Could we make Sues' dismissal a little bit more, well, complicated?  The bosses like to say I'm like a friend of theirs, who makes fifteen problems out of one.  (Ha!)

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