"In anybody's frame of reference, these samosas are great!!"
- Einstein

"I thought I saw a samosa stall on the other side of the car park"
- D Howlett

"My fellow Pelicans, eat more samosas. They are good for the econometricity of the countrification."
- G Bush Jr.

"It is crucial to never underestimate the importance of samosas in tank warfare"
- Rommell

"If only we'd eaten more samosas"
- R McCaw

"If only the boys had eaten more samosas"
- G Henry

"It was Art's refusal to eat samosas that drove us apart in the end"
- P Simon

"I will be prime minister, all I need is a more cohesive fiscal policy and to eat more samosas"
- J Key

"John Key will never be prime minister because he doesn't eat enough samosas"
- H Clarke

"Ich bin ein samosa"
- JFK's Bombay address

"If music be the food of love, give me another samosa"
-Shaleapeare's Twelfth Night (the rare Sub-Continental version)

"My samosas are f#$@%!g excellent!"
- G Ramsey

"Gordon's samosas are f#$@%!g crap!"
- J Oliver

"Gordon and Jamie are a couple of self-promoting tossers! My samosas are the best in the f#$@%!g world!"
-M Jaffery