Love talk with people? Well best news! Yes we worry so many people have windows, must now into msconfig, and eventvwer and see many virii that slows down their computer. Yes you help them! you enable what can be done to fix all problems.
We look for someone who can:
Has a good grasp of English
Work in Technical Department
Follow a script no matter what!
Improvise most cleverly
Many hours on the phone, that rings!
Tell users all computer are infected
Not put off by stupid people, people listen to radio
Write down credit card numbers and details most clearly
And best news! we train you Technical Department on windows computer like msconfig and eventvwr. You have great bonus ($) for you when you get users’ bank and credit card details when fix the windows computer.
We look for passionate about finance and work in a close work culture. We work in a room. Support is fun here and people love talk about they funny users. Also more good news Health and Safety means you now get headset.
If willing and compromise ethics = make money, then you fit in well.
Why you work here;
Work on hard problems with sweaty people in a close team.
Know your colleagues reality
Use headset you like (left + right).
Sob story? Great!
We are growing Technical Department that build your career, into lottery!
Live long hours in the office? Yes!.
Best Support staff are valuable and in demand, so we pay you every time
A bit about Technical Department of Windows
Be the online shop for people details. We do Support how it should be, with customers.
After calling everyone in New Zealand and Australia, we grow again to take our Support to big markets.
Let’s do this
Please send sample code to [hidden] and we’ll roll the ball.
Do not apply for job with Technical Department of Windows unless you are have commercial as Software Developer.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/jobs/it/other/listing-881426049.htm
The address given [removed] is a nationally known nz service retailer so this may be some kind of troll or humor attempt.
Quoted the ad in full because I think it will be removed from the source real soon ; ).
This post does not identify so I think the text can stay here without issues arising.
Is this creative recruiting or trolling by an unrelated party?