I thought this bit was the best:Sit with your foot on the brake and load the engine to 3000 rpm, then release the brake and floor the throttle. Three things happen:1. The front wheels leave the road.2. The windscreen is suddenly full of sky.3. 60 mph comes up in less than 2 seconds.
The missing number 4 is 'You cr*p yourself' but we figured that was too much information!
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