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Topic # 17747 10-Dec-2007 08:06
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10480969

I'm guessing her passport, travellers checks, etc have all been burnt to a crisp......

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  Reply # 99236 10-Dec-2007 12:42
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A microwave and a safe are completely different, how do you mix this up?

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Reply # 99243 10-Dec-2007 13:21
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Ooo, a friend explained (who worked in hospitality) that he got a call from a frantic French guest staying at the hotel.  She said she was unable to leave her room, and wanted someone to come help her.  It turned out after much of the accent barrier & wrong words she was using, there was a sign on the door saying 'Do not disturb'.  She took it literally and knowing it was the only door out of her room thought she was trapped.  lol




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  Reply # 99325 10-Dec-2007 20:16
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in the same vein.....

saw a interview on TV of a sports illustrated swimsuit model (purely stumbled onto the channel by chance you understand.....), who was saying that modeling in different locations was inspiring, and that it must have been the same for Loius Armstrong when he stepped onto the moon.........

who knows.....maybe Neil Armstrong plays the trumpet!

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Reply # 99327 10-Dec-2007 20:20
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KiwiOverseas66: (purely stumbled onto the channel by chance you understand.....),


Innocent I think I like this statement more than the model's mixup of Neil + Louie Armstrong. haha

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