Denmarks birthrate problems - just got an answer

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#181260 8-Oct-2015 12:18

Had to share this video.

Denmark has issues where the working population is falling drastically and of course their elderly population is growing = economic issues. My first response was import some Syrians. Educated work force ready to go nad they will pay taxes. But a travel company had a better idea - Pity I'm about 14 years too late to take advantage of this. Hi Mum

http://file2.stuff.co.nz/652/12762652.mp4

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#1402352 8-Oct-2015 12:56

Classic. They also just outlawed bestiality, so that should get a few folks focussed on more 'productive' pursuits.

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#1402450 8-Oct-2015 14:32

I misread this as "Denmark's BITRATE problems".

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#1402803 9-Oct-2015 05:10

Where's Jarle when you need him - oh yeah, sorry - away on holiday.

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#1402808 9-Oct-2015 06:14

Paul1977: I misread this as "Denmark's BITRATE problems".

Classic Geek mistake :)

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#1402908 9-Oct-2015 10:42

Huh - encouraging natural conception at a biologically appropriate age - what a quaint idea.

There has to be a technical solution. Good corporations can surely add this to to the already available service for some valued (financially) female employees, to avoid/defer career disrupting inconvenience of procreation, some already provide egg extraction/freezing as part of the "package". Extend this to include post-menopausal fertility treatment, womb transplants, whatever's needed - for granny - so if she gets clucky, then she can carry and give birth to her own grandchildren.
Problem solved.

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#1403477 10-Oct-2015 14:03

Fred99: Huh - encouraging natural conception at a biologically appropriate age - what a quaint idea.

There has to be a technical solution. Good corporations can surely add this to to the already available service for some valued (financially) female employees, to avoid/defer career disrupting inconvenience of procreation, some already provide egg extraction/freezing as part of the "package". Extend this to include post-menopausal fertility treatment, womb transplants, whatever's needed - for granny - so if she gets clucky, then she can carry and give birth to her own grandchildren.
Problem solved.

Ewww!!! I'm not going on holiday to shag my granny - that's jsut gross - give me my wife anytime.

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#1403503 10-Oct-2015 14:42

Stuff and every other outlet managed to miss this campaign for only 18 months...

Here's the original one, from March 2014:

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#1404675 12-Oct-2015 21:29

freitasm: Stuff and every other outlet managed to miss this campaign for only 18 months...

Here's the original one, from March 2014

Damn!! That's one fine Dane. I feel like a trip to Denmark .... maybe help them raise their conception rates .... having done my bit for NZ :)

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#1404746 13-Oct-2015 07:50

I doubt the issue is because people aren't having sex, its most likely they don't want children. Japan has the same issue.

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#1404791 13-Oct-2015 09:05

And again the answer is syrians. Educated workforce ready to go.