Breaking news! Someone got caught in a ditch. All the way up to his knees. They actually had to dig him out with a shovel. It must be important, because TV3 did a live cross from the ditch. After the man had gone home, of course.
Plesse igmore amd axxept applogies in adbance fir anu typos
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MikeB4: This story ?
http://www.3news.co.nz/nznews/emergency-operation-to-free-man-stuck-in-mud-2015102816
http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/73466968/man-trapped-after-construction-trench-collapses-in-auckland.html
Plesse igmore amd axxept applogies in adbance fir anu typos
Rikkitic: Breaking news! Someone got caught in a ditch. All the way up to his knees. They actually had to dig him out with a shovel. It must be important, because TV3 did a live cross from the ditch. After the man had gone home, of course.
frankv: And this just in.... "Something has happened... crossing now to the reporter on the scene".
"Well you can't see anything behind me, but if you could, it would be interesting... back to the studio"
"Now some expert commentary from the only expert in any vaguely related field who we could find"
"Well, there's no information to go on, so I'll make a best-guess speculation"
"Thanks for that... we'll be right back after this ad..."
[Repeat ad infinitum]
Rikkitic: Breaking news! Someone got caught in a ditch. All the way up to his knees. They actually had to dig him out with a shovel. It must be important, because TV3 did a live cross from the ditch. After the man had gone home, of course.
frankv: And this just in.... "Something has happened... crossing now to the reporter on the scene".
"Well you can't see anything behind me, but if you could, it would be interesting... back to the studio"
"Now some expert commentary from the only expert in any vaguely related field who we could find"
"Well, there's no information to go on, so I'll make a best-guess speculation"
"Thanks for that... we'll be right back after this ad..."
[Repeat ad infinitum]
MikeB4: I guess it's a pain that they report boring mundane things that happen daily in New Zealand life and not suicide bombings in Auckland or sieges in Wellington
Geektastic: ... The man in a ditch, cat up a tree stuff should be in the last 5 minutes before the sport....
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