I signed up with Realme when it first came out. Pretty much had to to get sorted with registering a company etc.
Recently my drivers lic has expired, I needed to get a new one. Went to AA with the VTNZ addressed letter in my hand.
I dont have:
- Current Passport.
- Fire Arms Lic
- 18+ Card
- Current Drivers License
I did have birth cert, which when I had to get it last time cost me a trip to Wellington, a trip to Upper Hutt and two days to get, owing to some circumstance where both my records and the place I was born in had burned down years ago (and no it wasn't me - i was too young to buy matches when it happened).
The birth cert was the old school one not the new one which is now A4 with parents details.
AA said Birth Cert not acceptable - need to get one from BDM.
I go to log on to BDM using my real me account. I cant as although I did all the verifcations I found on line when it was first set up, and have two factor authentication, etc - isn't considered verified until I get a photo ID and address verification with Post Office. BDM requires photo Id done in Real me to log into their site using Real Me.
I rock down to the post office with my VTNZ letter, my kiwi bank card, my old drivers lic, my community services card, library card, print out of bank account, ability to log into RM on mobile phone, reference number etc.
Stiff out of luck as I either need:
- Current Passport.
- Fire Arms Lic
- 18+ Card
- Current Drivers License
or a Student ID and community services card, etc etc etc.
I'm in my late 40s I am not a student and haven't been since last century. I don't have a fire arms lic, which is a good thing as by now I am getting so peeved I might just make use of it, an H18 card - I'm not a teenager trying to buy alcohol, or a current passport. What I am is a person who is old enough when the id requirements surrounding us today would have been considered fascist police state interference or a communist plot to enslave us.
Post Office said No go with my ID. By now I am bleeding out my toes - seriously, I have had an accident and being out too much causes swelling leading to toe bleeds - and other painful results. They wont let me log in using my Real me account infront of them to authenticate and although Real Me provided the reference to give them for the ID that's not suitable either.
Phone Real Me for the second time (tried yesterday but they didnt answer after 45 minutes waiting). It seems I need to PHONE BDM. I phone BDM. They just need my name and address across the phone line and one of my parents names. BTW, That's not secure info, thats common knowledge.
They will send it out to me and if i pay for courier it will take around 8-9 days. Why? The printer to be printed on has to be decided depending on my postal address. Alternatively I can go into central Chch,walk into BDM with NO identification and get it across the counter.
Say what? I have a verified Real Me account, that has let me into my bank, IRD, Companies Office, Dept Internal Affairs and other systems. but to access BDM online they need a photo ID (photo never sighted in the online transaction) from the post office, but only when I do it online, logging in and verifying myself from my secure 2 factor Govt approved verification system. If I do it anonymously from a burner phone to a dummy address, using fake details found almost anywhere for someone else birth Cert, I can do so, no ID required. Ditto in person over the counter. No ID required.
It gets worse, Real Me, to get Address verified, send me to the Post Office online and expect me to sign up with a post office account. Why? surely the PO should let me log in with my Real Me account? The last time I signed up for anything with the PO they used a third party, USA based, email sending clearing house, with a reputation for selling client details and spamming. Sod that.
One burner phone, fake address and fake, newly created email address later, I have verification as address verified with Real Me. Burner phone gone, fake 1 time address gone, fake address registered with Real Me. Some security that is. It seems flatulantlarry@yahoo.co.nz is now associated with my Real Me which has no phone number, address or email address similar to flatulant Larrys details attached to it. However I am now address verified thanks to the Post Office, using completely bogus details.
I've discussed this with Real Me. They thought it wasn't possible but are going to raise the points I have raised. I've drifted just enough inside the law to not be arrestable but far enough to the edge to prove that address and other verification's are BS.
The circle of authentication is seriously flawed. To get a drivers license you need a birth cert. To get a birth cert you need a photo id from Post Office. To get a real me photo ID you need a drivers lic or some other photo ID.
Realme requires you to get a post Office account - which contravenes the one port of call for security in Govt Department Mantras. I could probably get a complete fake ID, address verified and photo ID verification by phone calling BDM.
If I do that then I could get a passport, fire arms lic bank accounts, business, IRD number etc etc. all without offering genuine information. Not so secure. Also what's with Real Me making use of Google Authentication. That's a little off isn't it? Using an over seas businesses authentication process for NZ Govt Secure Identity services?
Not impressed.
In 9 days time, using a birth certificate I didn't need to identify myself for, i can get my drivers lic sorted. with my drivers lic I can get my photo id sorted, with my photo ID and the address verification Flatulant Larrys post office account got me I can be address verified, With address verification and photo verifcation NZ is my oyster - well at least until they change some other criteria again.
I wonder how easy it is to gt a fire arms license for Flatulant Larry?


