Got to love America!

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Mark

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#194913 29-Mar-2016 21:40

To me this just sums up the stereotypical American (I know 99.9999% are normal, but the "special" ones like this make me smile)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11613161

How can anyone think it would be a good idea ?!?? :-)

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#1522493 29-Mar-2016 21:49

I wonder if he registered for Obamacare.

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#1522499 29-Mar-2016 22:09

Such a shame we can't get that. What fun we could have!

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#1522557 30-Mar-2016 07:49

There's a first time for everything... Oh wait:

man-severely-injured-in-target-practice-explosion

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#1522570 30-Mar-2016 08:44

Sheriff Cole says [...] alcohol and poor judgment were clearly contributing factors.

Do they have courses in stating the bleeding obvious at Police College?

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#1522635 30-Mar-2016 09:35

Yes, along with talking in a bizzare past tense. For example:

"The victim has been walking on Bridge Street in an Easterly direction when he has been approached by the offender .... "

Translation:

"The victim was walking East on Bridge Street when the offender approached him"

frankv:

Sheriff Cole says [...] alcohol and poor judgment were clearly contributing factors.

Do they have courses in stating the bleeding obvious at Police College?

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#1522804 30-Mar-2016 14:20

Serious contender for the Darwin Award ...

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#1522811 30-Mar-2016 14:38

frankv:
Sheriff Cole says [...] alcohol and poor judgment were clearly contributing factors.

Do they have courses in stating the bleeding obvious at Police College?

Yes but obviously nothing about firearms ; ).

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#1524387 2-Apr-2016 01:28

MikeAqua:

Yes, along with talking in a bizzare past tense. For example:

"The victim has been walking on Bridge Street in an Easterly direction when he has been approached by the offender .... "

Translation:

"The victim was walking East on Bridge Street when the offender approached him"

frankv:

Sheriff Cole says [...] alcohol and poor judgment were clearly contributing factors.

Do they have courses in stating the bleeding obvious at Police College?