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Topic # 194913 29-Mar-2016 21:40
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To me this just sums up the stereotypical American (I know 99.9999% are normal, but the "special" ones like this make me smile)

 

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11613161

 

How can anyone think it would be a good idea ?!?? :-)


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  Reply # 1522493 29-Mar-2016 21:49
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I wonder if he registered for Obamacare.


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  Reply # 1522499 29-Mar-2016 22:09
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Such a shame we can't get that. What fun we could have!






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  Reply # 1522557 30-Mar-2016 07:49
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There's a first time for everything... Oh wait:

 

man-severely-injured-in-target-practice-explosion


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  Reply # 1522570 30-Mar-2016 08:44
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Sheriff Cole says [...] alcohol and poor judgment were clearly contributing factors.

 

Do they have courses in stating the bleeding obvious at Police College?

 

 

 

 


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  Reply # 1522635 30-Mar-2016 09:35
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Yes, along with talking in a bizzare past tense.  For example:

 

"The victim has been walking on Bridge Street in an Easterly direction when he has been approached by the offender .... "

 

Translation:

 

"The victim was walking East on Bridge Street when the offender approached him"

 

 

 

frankv:

 

Sheriff Cole says [...] alcohol and poor judgment were clearly contributing factors.

 

Do they have courses in stating the bleeding obvious at Police College?

 

 

 

 

 





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  Reply # 1522804 30-Mar-2016 14:20
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Serious contender for the Darwin Award ...

 

 





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  Reply # 1522811 30-Mar-2016 14:38
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frankv:

Sheriff Cole says [...] alcohol and poor judgment were clearly contributing factors.


Do they have courses in stating the bleeding obvious at Police College?


 


 


Yes but obviously nothing about firearms ; ).

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  Reply # 1524387 2-Apr-2016 01:28
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MikeAqua:

 

Yes, along with talking in a bizzare past tense.  For example:

 

"The victim has been walking on Bridge Street in an Easterly direction when he has been approached by the offender .... "

 

Translation:

 

"The victim was walking East on Bridge Street when the offender approached him"

 

 

 

frankv:

 

Sheriff Cole says [...] alcohol and poor judgment were clearly contributing factors.

 

Do they have courses in stating the bleeding obvious at Police College?

 

 

 

 

http://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2012/04/aussie.html

 

An interesting take on that issue...


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  Reply # 1524407 2-Apr-2016 08:41
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I saw this. That guy must be unbelievably stupid.

Create a shrapnel weapon then wonder why shrapnel took his leg off.

Dumb beyond belief.




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  Reply # 1524422 2-Apr-2016 09:04
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The Russians do better.


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  Reply # 1524440 2-Apr-2016 09:35
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SepticSceptic:

 

Serious contender for the Darwin Award ... 

 

 

 

 

Unfortunately he is still in the Gene Pool after that incident.

 

So he is not valid for a darwin award.

 

 





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