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#195883 10-May-2016 10:38
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Got to love the way some companies care about their clients...... email just arrived from Corporate Consumables with a competition....   in it it says "I can see that your last order with Corporate Consumables was on the 7/11/2012. How are your stock levels going? "

 

1) I RAN OUT OF EVERYTHING 4 YEARS AGO AND BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO CONTACT ME!!!!

 

2) Ive only been here since 2014 and didnt know we had ever used them.

 

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  #1549107 10-May-2016 10:50
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Hahaha I just had the same email.

 

 

 

I have been able to secure 2 x Adult Tickets to Event Cinemas and I have a special offer for "your company".

 

 

 

Spend $50 or more and you get one entry!

 

 

 

You last ordered in 2011, how are your stock levels..




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  #1549321 10-May-2016 14:39
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Here's one that actually does.

 

I ordered a flashlight from a small US maker called Malkoff Devices. (If you want a seriously tough, well built light, these guys are head and shoulders above the Chinese makes like Nitecore, Fenix and so on).

 

Ordered at 1246 US time, shipping notification with UPS tracking number received at 1355 US time!

 

1 hour 4 minutes between ordering and shipping.  Colour me impressed.






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  #1549357 10-May-2016 16:07
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Flashlight? Is that some kind of torch for flashers?

 

 





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  #1549359 10-May-2016 16:08
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Rikkitic:

 

Flashlight? Is that some kind of torch for flashers?

 

 

 

 

 

 

That'd be it.






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