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Topic # 232137 31-Mar-2018 17:05
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1. It has a tail
2. It can catch mice
3. It sleeps all day
4. It is welcome on any lap
5. It is good-looking
6. It buries whatever comes out of it
7. It doesn’t have a Facebook account
8. It thinks the Easter Bunny is food
9. It can cross the room without touching the floor
10. It can lick its own butt

 

 





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  Reply # 1986442 31-Mar-2018 17:15
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It's its own Master and not a slave

 

Slaves do what it tells them to do - scratch me, tickle me, feed me





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  Reply # 1986456 31-Mar-2018 17:34
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Rikkitic: 10. It can lick its own butt

 

 

 

 

I'm sure that if you treat it, it'll let you have a lick!!!!!


 
 
 
 


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  Reply # 1986460 31-Mar-2018 17:46
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Cats get to eat and sleep all day. Nobody has any expectations of them so they can be lazy dicks and it's not a problem. People bring their food to them! Jeez it must be good to be a cat.

 

 


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  Reply # 1986461 31-Mar-2018 17:47
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Rikkitic:

 

10. It can lick its own butt

 

 

Well judging by comments in another thread ........... no, I wont go there! sealed sealed sealed . No offence taken I hope, but you did set yourself up for this.


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  Reply # 1986465 31-Mar-2018 17:50
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rogercruse:

 

 

Rikkitic: 10. It can lick its own butt

 

 

I'm sure that if you treat it, it'll let you have a lick!!!!!

 

 

Jasper Carrott (1978) ........... In the days when we could have a good laugh at life without being accused of causing offence.


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  Reply # 1986610 31-Mar-2018 23:35
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It can answer every question with meow.





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  Reply # 1986628 1-Apr-2018 00:18
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Rikkitic:

 


1. It has a tail
2. It can catch mice
3. It sleeps all day
4. It is welcome on any lap
5. It is good-looking
6. It buries whatever comes out of it
7. It doesn’t have a Facebook account
8. It thinks the Easter Bunny is food
9. It can cross the room without touching the floor
10. It can lick its own butt

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, you can do (2), (3), possibly (4) and (5) but I do not know, could do (6), (7), (8) and (9) and probably (10) if you work for Cirque du Soleil...!






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  Reply # 1986629 1-Apr-2018 00:20
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FineWine:

 

It's its own Master and not a slave

 

Slaves do what it tells them to do - scratch me, tickle me, feed me

 

 

 

 

My mother had a t shirt many years ago that said "The Ancient Egyptians Worshipped Cats As Gods And Cats Have Never Forgotten That!"






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Aredwood: It can answer every question with meow.

 

Chinese translation for cat is mao    Close!


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Speaking of cats and their care, are there any recommendations for overseas purchasing of flea treatments from the likes of Amazon ?

 

Overall, NZ costs seems to be on-par with USA with flea treatments from the major suppliers, but are there any recommended alternatives ?

 

Are flea collars still a thing ? Cant seem to find any in NZ, other than the Bayer Seresto.

 

 

 

 





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  Reply # 1987183 2-Apr-2018 15:32
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tdgeek:

 

Aredwood: It can answer every question with meow.

 

Chinese translation for cat is mao    Close!

 

 

Thai is even closer at "maew".


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  Reply # 1987286 2-Apr-2018 19:55
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Aredwood: It can answer every question with meow.

 

Vietnamese cats are even lazier ..... they just say meo


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  Reply # 1988336 4-Apr-2018 18:33
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Journeyman:! Jeez it must be good to be a cat.

 

 

 

 

so long as you have a nice owner.

 

One of ours rescued himself.

 

he arrived fat, fur coming out in handfuls, not seeing well and utterly terrified.

 

He has lost weight (and we found he loved chips, I think he was fed chips), fur normal, eyesight improved although not fully (taurine?), and calmer now.

 

 


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