Recently joined the Automobile Association, mainly for when the better half gets a flat tyre or battery , they do Insurance as well so thought I would get a quote to compare.

Started with Life Insurance, put my age in and came up only insure 16-59, fine not a surprise, I'm a bad risk, then a popup appears, we may be able to help with Funeral Insurance......

At 63, I thought I had a few years left, but apparently not.

Good to see a programmer with a sense of humour.......