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The squirrel was taken into custody

And righty so!

On a serious note, nice to see a story that isnt about the usual.

Even the beeb - what's the world coming to?

The cows visiting the nudist beaches also deserves an honourable mention.

Udderly terrible

https://www.radionz.co.nz/news/world/363910/french-theme-park-deploys-birds-to-collect-rubbish

Metro UK

Son of pastor killed by snake during sermon is bitten by deadly snake during sermon

Cody’s father Jamie Coots’ was killed in 2014, 60-year-old David Brock died after being bitten at a Pentecostal Church in Kentucky in 2015, and 44-year-old pastor Mack Randall Wolford died after being bitten by a timber rattlesnake during an outdoor religious service in West Virginia in 2012. Incredibly, Mack Randall Wolford’s father – who was also a snake handling pastor – also died from a snake bite almost 30 years earlier.