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#268407 17-Mar-2020 21:19
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It's now the second time today this ad shows up on my youtube stream..

 

Does google knows something I dont?? 😨

 

 

In case this is my last post, farewell..!


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  #2440328 17-Mar-2020 21:23
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You're about to get Coronavirus!

 

 





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  #2440331 17-Mar-2020 21:29
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Good choice of youtube video, im a fan myself.


 
 
 
 


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  #2440332 17-Mar-2020 21:30
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You googled 'death' and that's what happens....


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  #2440334 17-Mar-2020 21:33
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All day yesterday GZ was showing me ads for N95 masks...




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  #2440342 17-Mar-2020 21:46
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coffeebaron:

 

You're about to get Coronavirus!

 

 

Not with the toilet paper castle I built, I wont!  Nothing goes past those the 3-ply Quilton!


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  #2440343 17-Mar-2020 21:48
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Insurance companies in NZ have been doing funeral cover ad's to death (pun intended) for at least the last 6 months.


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  #2440349 17-Mar-2020 22:04
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If you die of Covid in an epidemic, you'll be sealed in a plastic body bag immediately, chucked in a cooler for as short a time as possible before being cremated.  You might be allowed 10 guests maximum at some ceremony over your ashes - assuming anybody can get there due to travel bans. So if contemplating funeral insurance - go for the absolute minimum budget option.  None at all would be better.


 
 
 
 


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  #2440368 17-Mar-2020 23:04
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Oblivian:

 

All day yesterday GZ was showing me ads for N95 masks...

 

 

Probably not needed if you select the closed casket option on the funeral insurance policy.


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  #2440443 18-Mar-2020 05:22

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Good choice of youtube video, im a fan myself.

 

 

Level!


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  #2440449 18-Mar-2020 05:56
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Westfield malls run funeral ads to conicide with the time of day they predict to have the highest concentration of pensioners shuffling around!


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  #2440462 18-Mar-2020 06:47
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Fred99:

 

 So if contemplating funeral insurance - go for the absolute minimum budget option.  None at all would be better.

 

 

 

 

1. Buy council garbage bag from supermarket (you may already have some in stock; if not, bulk buy along with your TP)

 

2. Cut arm and neck holes in bag

 

3. Put on bag

 

4. Pin note to chest, "I apologise for the inconvenience"

 

5. Lie down on footpath on garbage night and expire

 

 

 

You may wish to use another bag full of garbage as a pillow. No point dying in discomfort.





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  #2440468 18-Mar-2020 07:21
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Fred99:

 

If you die of Covid in an epidemic, you'll be sealed in a plastic body bag immediately, chucked in a cooler for as short a time as possible before being cremated.  You might be allowed 10 guests maximum at some ceremony over your ashes - assuming anybody can get there due to travel bans. So if contemplating funeral insurance - go for the absolute minimum budget option.  None at all would be better.

 

 

Corpse Management


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  #2440486 18-Mar-2020 08:24
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Google has been watching you...

 


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  #2440487 18-Mar-2020 08:29
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Fred99:

 

If you die of Covid in an epidemic, you'll be sealed in a plastic body bag immediately, chucked in a cooler for as short a time as possible before being cremated.  You might be allowed 10 guests maximum at some ceremony over your ashes - assuming anybody can get there due to travel bans. So if contemplating funeral insurance - go for the absolute minimum budget option.  None at all would be better.

 

 

If people are dropping like flies, it'll be straight into a mass grave.


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  #2440494 18-Mar-2020 08:42
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I'm waiting for Covid19 to mutate into 5G and spread along the flat earth. I did some testing on my tinfoil hat and it was transmitting all my thoughts... no signal was detected at all... seems strange.

 

 

 

Now i'll get countdown tinfoil ads coming up.... shhhh they are watching us!





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