You're about to get Coronavirus!

Good choice of youtube video, im a fan myself.

You googled 'death' and that's what happens....

All day yesterday GZ was showing me ads for N95 masks...

coffeebaron:

 

You're about to get Coronavirus!

 

Not with the toilet paper castle I built, I wont!  Nothing goes past those the 3-ply Quilton!

Insurance companies in NZ have been doing funeral cover ad's to death (pun intended) for at least the last 6 months.

If you die of Covid in an epidemic, you'll be sealed in a plastic body bag immediately, chucked in a cooler for as short a time as possible before being cremated.  You might be allowed 10 guests maximum at some ceremony over your ashes - assuming anybody can get there due to travel bans. So if contemplating funeral insurance - go for the absolute minimum budget option.  None at all would be better.

Oblivian:

 

All day yesterday GZ was showing me ads for N95 masks...

 

Probably not needed if you select the closed casket option on the funeral insurance policy.

Dreamerz:

 

Good choice of youtube video, im a fan myself.

 

Level!

Westfield malls run funeral ads to conicide with the time of day they predict to have the highest concentration of pensioners shuffling around!

Fred99:

 

 So if contemplating funeral insurance - go for the absolute minimum budget option.  None at all would be better.

 

1. Buy council garbage bag from supermarket (you may already have some in stock; if not, bulk buy along with your TP)

2. Cut arm and neck holes in bag

3. Put on bag

4. Pin note to chest, "I apologise for the inconvenience"

5. Lie down on footpath on garbage night and expire

You may wish to use another bag full of garbage as a pillow. No point dying in discomfort.

Fred99:

 

If you die of Covid in an epidemic, you'll be sealed in a plastic body bag immediately, chucked in a cooler for as short a time as possible before being cremated.  You might be allowed 10 guests maximum at some ceremony over your ashes - assuming anybody can get there due to travel bans. So if contemplating funeral insurance - go for the absolute minimum budget option.  None at all would be better.

 

Corpse Management

Google has been watching you...

Fred99:

 

If you die of Covid in an epidemic, you'll be sealed in a plastic body bag immediately, chucked in a cooler for as short a time as possible before being cremated.  You might be allowed 10 guests maximum at some ceremony over your ashes - assuming anybody can get there due to travel bans. So if contemplating funeral insurance - go for the absolute minimum budget option.  None at all would be better.

 

If people are dropping like flies, it'll be straight into a mass grave.

I'm waiting for Covid19 to mutate into 5G and spread along the flat earth. I did some testing on my tinfoil hat and it was transmitting all my thoughts... no signal was detected at all... seems strange.

Now i'll get countdown tinfoil ads coming up.... shhhh they are watching us!