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#280065 24-Nov-2020 22:46
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At last we have definitive proof. This monolith was clearly left behind by aliens to save us from ourselves and further our development. I am now accepting membership in the official monolith cult for a low lifetime fee of whatever you've got. Don't worry, you won't need it in paradise.

 

 




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  #2610097 24-Nov-2020 23:02
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So your saying there's still a chance 2020 closes out with an alien invasion? Excellent.




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  #2610101 24-Nov-2020 23:16
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they’re late!




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  #2610125 25-Nov-2020 05:17
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Simply not acceptable - we can’t have people running around planting stuff like this. Get the Utah Highway Division to blow it up.

 

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  #2610241 25-Nov-2020 09:46
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Aliens do have a sense of humour .
Aliens put it there as a practical joke. Trump , an alien practical joker (what other explanation ?)
Aliens no longer find crop circles funny , so have moved on to monoliths .

 

 

 

 

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  #2610242 25-Nov-2020 09:46
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2001 has arrived late this year. 




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  #2610244 25-Nov-2020 09:51
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Either a prank or... Very suspicious this showed up in Utah, of all places.




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  #2610246 25-Nov-2020 09:56
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Aliens have come to take Donald Trump back!

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  #2610271 25-Nov-2020 09:59
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I always thought the standard sign of alien visitation was that - your fixing something, you go to grab a spanner and it isn't there, you look all over the house for it, you go back to your job and there's the spanner, exactly where you left it.




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  #2610276 25-Nov-2020 10:09
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freitasm:

 

Either a prank or... Very suspicious this showed up in Utah, of all places.

 

 

Pretty sure metallurgical analysis will show that it is regular stainless steel..... but as you say if its not..

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  #2610304 25-Nov-2020 10:56
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rb99:

 

I always thought the standard sign of alien visitation was that - your fixing something, you go to grab a spanner and it isn't there, you look all over the house for it, you go back to your job and there's the spanner, exactly where you left it.

 

 

And close examination of the spanner shows it has been used for probing.

 

 

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  #2610307 25-Nov-2020 11:06
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frankv:

 

rb99:

 

I always thought the standard sign of alien visitation was that - your fixing something, you go to grab a spanner and it isn't there, you look all over the house for it, you go back to your job and there's the spanner, exactly where you left it.

 

 

And close examination of the spanner shows it has been used for probing.

 

 

 

 

So long as they're careful about choosing which end...




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  #2610308 25-Nov-2020 11:06
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frankv:

 

rb99:

 

I always thought the standard sign of alien visitation was that - your fixing something, you go to grab a spanner and it isn't there, you look all over the house for it, you go back to your job and there's the spanner, exactly where you left it.

 

 

And close examination of the spanner shows it has been used for probing.

 

 

 

I don't even want to know how you'd know it was used for probing....I SAID I DON'T WANT TO KNOW




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  #2610314 25-Nov-2020 11:14
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Prank




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  #2610331 25-Nov-2020 11:43
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rb99:

I always thought the standard sign of alien visitation was that - your fixing something, you go to grab a spanner and it isn't there, you look all over the house for it, you go back to your job and there's the spanner, exactly where you left it.

 

 

This sort of thing actually happened quite a bit in East Germany, it was used by the Stasi to destroy the lives of people who were a threat to the state.

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  #2610428 25-Nov-2020 12:30
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Crop circles are still very much in vogue.

 

Our back lawn a couple of weeks ago...

 

 

All spanners accounted for.




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