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#32953 27-Apr-2009 11:49
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Instructions that came with a USB enclosure we have at work.
The machine plank reference has me curious Laughing

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Any others that you personally have come across ?




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  #209697 27-Apr-2009 11:54
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  #209698 27-Apr-2009 11:55
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Yup seen that :) But this was the first one Ive come across personally..... :)




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  #209699 27-Apr-2009 11:55
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Can immediately trust the usage. Nice.



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  #209701 27-Apr-2009 11:59
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I posted this in my blog a couple of years ago:



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  #209702 27-Apr-2009 12:01
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xpd: Yup seen that :) But this was the first one Ive come across personally..... :)


Oh, right.. yeah, pretty much any ultra-cheap electronic consumables will have some variation of comedy.

The instructions for the RC helicopters I bought from Jaycar are pretty amusing




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  #209703 27-Apr-2009 12:01
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  #209724 27-Apr-2009 13:01
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I've got the same enclosure! - I thought it was pretty funny too Laughing

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  #209741 27-Apr-2009 13:49
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LOL, I once purhcased a knock off version of Monopoly from a $2 shop type store. In the box was a note saying "Farts Below"!

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  #210267 28-Apr-2009 17:03
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I read a shocking example once, even worse it was put in my letter box as it was advertising for an english language teaching school! :o




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  #210434 29-Apr-2009 10:11
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Here's my one...



years ago I was at a fish & chip shop... the arcade game machine had a sign saying "NO WARK" written on it. Clearly the machine was in a state of disrepair and not currently operational.


I walked over to have a closer look, because it's not every day you see a cool sign like that.
Then the lady behind the counter BARKS at me - "NO WARK, NO WARK"... "um, yeah, no wark, I can see that".




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  #211151 1-May-2009 09:52
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I once bought a chopping board that have a warning say "Do not cut on it"




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