"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"

This is good, just goes to show how the other half will panic without stopping to think.  Guy tried to tell his girlfriend hes off on a 2 week holiday to Europe, but the dizzy trollop just doesn't listen.  She should of listened. :)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771