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Ultimate Geek


# 77451 16-Feb-2011 20:04
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Time for some text jokes people - I need to build up my collection so that people think Im funny and interesting :-)

Rule #1 They must be under 160 characters
Rule #2...

Ill start!
 

Went to kitchen this morning. Wife was face down not breathing. I panicked! Didn't know what 2 do! Then I remembered mcdonalds do brekky till 10.30


I bought the wife a Memory Stick, it's great!She hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or sex once since the first beating


 

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510 posts

Ultimate Geek


  # 440809 17-Feb-2011 17:18
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For fecks sake what a mess on this valentines day. I got the cards mixed up, now the girlfriend thinks I love her and the wife thinks I want to f*** her ...

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