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#90577 24-Sep-2011 12:30

As above.

Now where are my bananas?

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#525298 24-Sep-2011 12:34

you can get banned for using the word monkey on geekzone

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#525304 24-Sep-2011 12:40

Hopefully there is a self-deprecation clause to avoid the banhammer.

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#525306 24-Sep-2011 12:42

There is a context-aware entity around here, since the singularity. HAL 9000 will show you the door, and make sure it is locked after you leave the room.

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#525307 24-Sep-2011 12:43

nakedmolerat: you can get banned for using the word monkey?on geekzone

You can call yourself a monkey, or you can call a monkey a monkey, but you can't call an ape a monkey. The librarian gets MOST upset about that...

Also, you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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#525309 24-Sep-2011 12:49

And whatever you do - you call someone else a monkey in a context that is derogatory, you are banned.

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#525316 24-Sep-2011 12:58

I was aspiring to be a monkey!

But I got beer mixed up with bananas and ended up drunky

RIP Dean Martin

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#525327 24-Sep-2011 14:02

Remember the Monkees from the 1960's.

Some of you will be too young to remember them. They were a great band in the sixties. The Monkees - Micky Dolenz, Davy Jones, Peter Tork, and Michael Nesmith. They're great troop that had a great TV show and they sang well too.

Not all who are called Monkees are being degraded. These Monkees helped make my day.

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#525331 24-Sep-2011 14:36

tonyhughes: As above.

Now where are my bananas?

You're a m _ _ _ _ y? Have you seen yourself in the mirror lately? More like King Kong (sbiddle can be your Ann Darrow).

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#525349 24-Sep-2011 15:38

nate:
tonyhughes: As above.

Now where are my bananas?

You're a m _ _ _ _ y? Have you seen yourself in the mirror lately? More like King Kong (sbiddle can be your Ann Darrow).

He is more like the Christopher Robin to my Pooh.

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#525352 24-Sep-2011 15:50

geek4me: Remember the Monkees from the 1960's.

Yes, I remember the Monkees...

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#525501 25-Sep-2011 09:36

geek4me: Remember the Monkees from the 1960's.

Some of you will be too young to remember them. They were a great band in the sixties. The Monkees - Micky Dolenz, Davy Jones, Peter Tork, and Michael Nesmith. They're great troop that had a great TV show and they sang well too.

Not all who are called Monkees are being degraded. These Monkees helped make my day.

BTW, Michael Nesmith's mum invented Liquid Paper. Some of you may be old enough to remember a time before Twink existed!

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#525503 25-Sep-2011 09:38

And made a mint when she sold it to Gillette... $40+ million IIRC

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#525514 25-Sep-2011 10:38

blakamin: But I got beer mixed up with bananas and ended up drunky

Better than getting drugs mixed up with bananas and ending up a junkie!

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