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Ultimate Geek
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Topic # 96102 20-Jan-2012 10:09
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Now that Kim Jong Il is gone, who do you think could be this decades evil genius and why?

There are some key criteria that need to be filled to be considered a mastermind
- Must be seeking world domination
- Needs to have a legion of terror
- Should gloat over their enemies without actually succeding at finishing them off
- The source of their power/wealth/popularity shall be a mystery
- Should just look weird
- Should not actually be a genius

I'm sure there are plenty of other characteristics, so feel free to add to the list.       

My nomination is Usher.

How do I come to this? I admit, a very cunning disguise, but I have seen through it. Think about it. Who else would unleash a weapon like Justin Bieber on us? With Bieber's secret weapon, his voice. Once he opens his mouth your head will explode... that's assuming you managed to get past the legions of teenage girls. One at a time they're not a problem, but they attack in packs, screaming and raking your eyes!

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Uber Geek
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  Reply # 571122 20-Jan-2012 10:14
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Surely, it would be *me*. I don't expect you to be able to name the reasons why; if you can, then clearly I have already failed and do not deserve the title.

You'll just have to trust me (though you would be a fool to do so).

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Master Geek

  Reply # 571131 20-Jan-2012 10:44
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My Picks are:

-Apple: they seem to fit all of the categories mentioned :P (I own macs btw...but am transitioning to Linux)
-Me (I'm aspirational)

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  Reply # 571133 20-Jan-2012 10:46
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That would be the evil mastermind behind the creation of all the stupid copyright laws worldwide. It fits all the criteria. I can hear the evil laughing even here in NZ.

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