I love Engrish. It makes me laugh, and I accept it for what it is - unfortunately funny attempts at using a second language. Im sure I would be much worse trying to master a foreign language...
So heres an example, from a New Zealand web site: any takers as to which one - Id say most people here have read this on the site in question several times. Extra points for giving me the names of both the people who use it.
"if you need one that good one"