This really grinds my gears...
The town - Te Wharau is quite literally in the middle of nowhere and has a CMAR cabinet with approx. 9 lines connected. The whole article is made to appear this small town has more households by stating that "about 100 households rely on customer multi-access radio; an antique service to rural areas where conventional, physical lines are impractical to install." - I can count around 20 houses on the Chorus address list around here.
It goes on to state that Satellite is expensive which is true, but really, they've still got options so technically "they have internet but don't want to pay for it". It'll be utterly stupid for Chorus to install ADSL / VDSL around there when locations like Haast have more people (and get by with Satellite internet).
But Kudos to that local who did get an antenna built for mobile broadband access.
Remind me to never read Stuff...