I think 2Degrees need to give their sales guys some Jolt cola to pep them up a bit.
Call comes through to me from reception - answer it, and pretty much get with no emotion and a very heavy accent :
2D : Are you the person who looks after the mobile phones?
Me: Yes
2D : Who are you with currently ?
Me: Vodafone....
2D: Oh. When does your contract expire ?
Me: Is this a sales call ?
2D: Umm... yes. Im calling from 2Degrees, we can offer......
Me: Sorry not interested.
Would have been nice if he introduced himself at the start and had a bit of life to his voice :)