Dear Slingshot,

I know it feels like we are drifting apart but I'm afraid we can't go on like this anymore. I try to call you but you just put me on hold, sometimes for hours, I know we have been having problems I've told you this when you finally answer the phone, you promise to "address these issues" and call me back but you never do. In the mean time I'm here alone trying to build a time machine so I can go back to 1996 and buy a dialup modem. You promised me broadband by Christmas, but Christmas has come and gone and I'm still waiting for your call to tell me everything is going to be allright but it never comes.

I go to the libarary now to check my email.........maybe there will be something from you today but no so I sit at home....alone again just me and my Linksys WAG-200-G modem with it's red light reminding me I have no !@#$!%! broadband.

I'm sorry I don't mean to get angry I just wish it could be like it used to be before we met, I had broadband then and the light on my Linksys Wag 200-G modem was green but I was fooled by your "it's a better place" line.....I know I may have been drinking but the way you talked well....(sniff)...it really did sound like a better place, I just wish I knew then what I know now.

But it's not better Slingshot it's really not I just want to to tell me everything is going to be ok, I tried calling you today but you cut me off so I have faced the reality that we can't be togeather....I'll even give you your $199 early terminatation just so we can go our own ways.

PS, I've met someone else and they have promised me broadband by easter and yes your butt did look big in those jeans!